Sex & Shenanigans

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?
Joy who? Who is this Joy character you keep mentioning? Is Joy down to clown?
The last sexual fantasy you had?
Someone sitting on my face.
The song you are currently obsessed with?
Not sure I'm obsessed, but for some reason I recently discovered "Tighten up" by the Black Keys is on about 3 different playlists for me. And I never skip it.
New fact you learned recently?
Just told you. Tighten up? The Keys? Playlist?
This memory issue is real, and out of hand.
 
I only do hair wash shower once a week but it’s also the everything shower.
After a lifetime of my naturally curly hair being, every bit as insane as the rest of me, I discovered my hair stylist who washes my hair once a week and does an amazing job with a flat iron. I love that look so much, I've been doing it for 6 months or more now.

And when I mentioned I was thinking I need a purple streak, she said no. I truly think she wouldn't do that for me because she says it is wrong for my hair color. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
What about the last thing that brought you joy?
Breakfast today scrambled eggs with ketchup and bacon
The last sexual fantasy you had?
It had to do with being restrained face up naked on a bed while several women did what they wanted sexually to me
The song you are currently obsessed with?
New fact you learned recently?
Professional massage can be both painful and enjoyable
 
Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…
Yeah, I won't go there mentally or otherwise.

What about the last thing that brought you joy?
Yesterday when I got my name fixed on my ID and car titles/registrations etc.
The last sexual fantasy you had?
Being one of two women subbies with a guy Dom who enjoyed watching us together as much as he enjoys joining us.

The song you are currently obsessed with?
"B" Movie Box Car Blues from the Blues Brothers. I'm obsessed with the way the guitar starts in this slow build before the band joins in. I can almost see the smoky club in my mind listening to this.
New fact you learned recently?
I found out yesterday I need to have a "Real ID" thing... which sounds really, really, jacked up to me. Something feels really fishy there.
 
Yeah, I won't go there mentally or otherwise.


Yesterday when I got my name fixed on my ID and car titles/registrations etc.

Being one of two women subbies with a guy Dom who enjoyed watching us together as much as he enjoys joining us.


"B" Movie Box Car Blues from the Blues Brothers. I'm obsessed with the way the guitar starts in this slow build before the band joins in. I can almost see the smoky club in my mind listening to this.

I found out yesterday I need to have a "Real ID" thing... which sounds really, really, jacked up to me. Something feels really fishy there.
They started the real ID's for drivers licenses a couple of years ago. You need extra documentation to get one but if makes it valid identification for flying and most other things
 
They started the real ID's for drivers licenses a couple of years ago. You need extra documentation to get one but if makes it valid identification for flying and most other things
Yeah, that's what I found out. What really sucks is, I had all the documentation they wanted with me except one thing I hadn't brought (but had at home). None of the references I used (from the DMV's website) said anything about needing that last thing, or about tying my name change to the real id thing.
 
Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?
Hmmmm joy’s in pretty short supply here this week. Check back next.
The last sexual fantasy you had?
Intimately and intensely Involved much of the next answer
The song you are currently obsessed with?
WAP WAP WAP
makes that pull out game weak!
New fact you learned recently?
There’s a $5,000 limit on start-up expense deduction in the first year of operation. Any remaining costs must be amortized over 180 months.
 
After a lifetime of my naturally curly hair being, every bit as insane as the rest of me, I discovered my hair stylist who washes my hair once a week and does an amazing job with a flat iron. I love that look so much, I've been doing it for 6 months or more now.

And when I mentioned I was thinking I need a purple streak, she said no. I truly think she wouldn't do that for me because she says it is wrong for my hair color. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
You should try hair chalk to see if you like it. It washes off.
 
Hmmmm joy’s in pretty short supply here this week. Check back next.

Intimately and intensely Involved much of the next answer

WAP WAP WAP
makes that pull out game weak!

There’s a $5,000 limit on start-up expense deduction in the first year of operation. Any remaining costs must be amortized over 180 months.

Haven’t heard this song in months. Thanks.
 
Yeah, that's what I found out. What really sucks is, I had all the documentation they wanted with me except one thing I hadn't brought (but had at home). None of the references I used (from the DMV's website) said anything about needing that last thing, or about tying my name change to the real id thing.
I think the DMV's are like that in every state
 
Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?
Getting an award from my last job...
The last sexual fantasy you had?
Hmmm.... it involved rope and a certain audio maker who I don't think is on Lit anymore, but his audios still are
The song you are currently obsessed with?
I don't have any I'm obsessed with currently but I can't get the Cup Song from Pitch Perfect out of my head for some reason
New fact you learned recently?
You can trick puffins into going to different nests by using mirrors because they like being in groups but can't tell between a real puffin and the one in the mirror
 
Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?
Unexpected free time
The last sexual fantasy you had?
In my mind, there was more than just me in my bubble tub this morning
The song you are currently obsessed with?
I'm on a folksy/accoustic kick right now. Annie's Song is on all my playlists right now.
New fact you learned recently?
Elephants don't have a scrotum. They're testicles are internal, and as a result, at a higher temp than most mammals. But, they think the high temperature actually prevents cancer.
 
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