Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

You're one hot filly, you might be in danger of accidental fisting

I’m concerned about the phrase, “accidental fisting”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m concerned about the phrase, “accidental fisting”

For once I agree

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're one hot filly, you might be in danger of accidental fisting

“Here let me help you do…oh my god!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I'm so excited... and I just can't... *sobs*

It’s:
*Sings* I’m so excited! I’m sooo excited! I’m so…so…*sobs* scared!

That line was iconic for our generation. Right up there with “Donna Martin graduates!”

 

[lavendersilk]

Because I’ve been reading absolutely fucked up horror lately …. what is the worst way you could think of to die?

Specific to you … is there something that maybe you are particularly afraid of that would make it worse to die that way…
(Example is someone afraid of heights dying by airplane crash)
(Another example is someone afraid of ants falling in a hole in a ground filled with army ants(

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m…not impressed exactly…but something…that y’all would put this out there into the universe, not me thank you very much.

 

[ShaneoD]

Even without the fear of dying, I sense you put way more effort into your shower preparation than I do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m…not impressed exactly…but something…that y’all would put this out there into the universe, not me thank you very much.

Like putting it out there makes it real?

I feel like speaking fears allowed takes the power away from them a bit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Even without the fear of dying, I sense you put way more effort into your shower preparation than I do.

Most girls do, I imagine.

I only do hair wash shower once a week but it’s also the everything shower.

Also … wash your hair twice people. Rinse and repeat. It’s not just a funny thing they put on the bottles. It’s the actual instructions.

 

[ShaneoD]

Most girls do, I imagine.

I only do hair wash shower once a week but it’s also the everything shower.

Also … wash your hair twice people. Rinse and repeat. It’s not just a funny thing they put on the bottles. It’s the actual instructions.

I've only recently become aware of the once a week thing, which might explain why quite a lot of my hair has fucked off

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've only recently become aware of the once a week thing, which might explain why quite a lot of my hair has fucked off

You washed it too much?

I don’t think that’s a thing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've only recently become aware of the once a week thing, which might explain why quite a lot of my hair has fucked off

I'm an every other day washer. Though I have dry skin, my scalp is OILY!

 

[ShaneoD]

You washed it too much?

I don’t think that’s a thing.

I'm an every other day washer. Though I have dry skin, my scalp is OILY!

I shall be using this as an excuse for my male pattern baldness and no one can tell me different

 

[MindYaBitness]

I shall be using this as an excuse for my male pattern baldness and no one can tell me different

The truth of pattern baldness is actually pretty good, you've just got more testosterone than the average guy!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?
The last sexual fantasy you had?
The song you are currently obsessed with?
New fact you learned recently?

 

[lavendersilk]

You can wash your hair as many times as you want as often as you want. It doesn't really matter. Everyone is different. I have baby-fine hair and dye it crazy colors so once a week is great for me. If you have thick hair and do strenuous activities you have to wash it more often.

I'm also going bald... I probably do have more testosterone than the average lady. Gorgeous wigs are in my future. And I will rock the clean shaved scalp look.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Because I’ve been reading absolutely fucked up horror lately …. what is the worst way you could think of to die?

Specific to you … is there something that maybe you are particularly afraid of that would make it worse to die that way…
(Example is someone afraid of heights dying by airplane crash)
(Another example is someone afraid of ants falling in a hole in a ground filled with army ants(

There was an ending of a book (1984, maybe?) where a guy had a thing put on his face that then had hungry rats put in it - the idea was that they would go for his eyes first. I'm not entirely sure he was supposed to die, but something like that has always freaked me out. There's another one that I saw in a movie where a woman was basically r*ped to death. That would not be fun either.

 

[lavendersilk]

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

Coffee.

The last sexual fantasy you had?

Really great sex and then breakfast in bed with coffee.

The song you are currently obsessed with?

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

New fact you learned recently?

...I'm obsessed with coffee.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Like putting it out there makes it real?

I feel like speaking fears allowed takes the power away from them a bit.

I don’t believe it actually manifests it (though who knows if there’s some alien out there who’s like. “I can’t read this persons mind but as soon as they say it….theyre fucked!” Shit, now I gotta worry about that. Anyway)

Verbalizing things often crystallizes things for me. Which can be good or bad. In this case, bad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Coffee.

Really great sex and then breakfast in bed with coffee.

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

...I'm obsessed with coffee.

Coffee is a good thing to be obsessed with IMO

Also sex… coffee with sex.

Not during … ouch.

 

[lavendersilk]

I don’t believe it actually manifests it (though who knows if there’s some alien out there who’s like. “I can’t read this persons mind but as soon as they say it….theyre fucked!” Shit, now I gotta worry about that. Anyway)

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Verbalizing things often crystallizes things for me. Which can be good or bad. In this case, bad.

I understand that. Some things can be scarier in your head though and sometimes saying it out loud makes you realize how silly it is. Not always, but sometimes.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Because I’ve been reading absolutely fucked up horror lately …. what is the worst way you could think of to die?

Specific to you … is there something that maybe you are particularly afraid of that would make it worse to die that way…
(Example is someone afraid of heights dying by airplane crash)
(Another example is someone afraid of ants falling in a hole in a ground filled with army ants(

I've spent a significant part of my life around the water. I have zero fear of it and would even jump straight into deep water at night with no concern. But I'm terrified of drowning.

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

An incredible phone call.

The last sexual fantasy you had?

It involved cuffs, a bathtub, and a reduction in available air.

The song you are currently obsessed with?

Eh, can't answer that. I listen to far too much music across far too many genres.

New fact you learned recently?

Apartments are unreasonably expensive!

 

[hotoldrguy]

There was an ending of a book (1984, maybe?) where a guy had a thing put on his face that then had hungry rats put in it - the idea was that they would go for his eyes first. I'm not entirely sure he was supposed to die, but something like that has always freaked me out. There's another one that I saw in a movie where a woman was basically r*ped to death. That would not be fun either.

That was 1984. They were trying to get him to go against his girlfriend I believe

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[hotoldrguy]

Because I’ve been reading absolutely fucked up horror lately …. what is the worst way you could think of to die?

Specific to you … is there something that maybe you are particularly afraid of that would make it worse to die that way…
(Example is someone afraid of heights dying by airplane crash)
(Another example is someone afraid of ants falling in a hole in a ground filled with army ants(

I remember the scene from Scarface where they cut up a guy with a chainsaw while he was still alive.