Sex & Shenanigans

[ShaneoD]

You washed it too much?

I don’t think that’s a thing.

I'm an every other day washer. Though I have dry skin, my scalp is OILY!

I shall be using this as an excuse for my male pattern baldness and no one can tell me different

 

[MindYaBitness]

I shall be using this as an excuse for my male pattern baldness and no one can tell me different

The truth of pattern baldness is actually pretty good, you've just got more testosterone than the average guy!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?
The last sexual fantasy you had?
The song you are currently obsessed with?
New fact you learned recently?

 

[lavendersilk]

You can wash your hair as many times as you want as often as you want. It doesn't really matter. Everyone is different. I have baby-fine hair and dye it crazy colors so once a week is great for me. If you have thick hair and do strenuous activities you have to wash it more often.

I'm also going bald... I probably do have more testosterone than the average lady. Gorgeous wigs are in my future. And I will rock the clean shaved scalp look.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Because I’ve been reading absolutely fucked up horror lately …. what is the worst way you could think of to die?

Specific to you … is there something that maybe you are particularly afraid of that would make it worse to die that way…
(Example is someone afraid of heights dying by airplane crash)
(Another example is someone afraid of ants falling in a hole in a ground filled with army ants(

There was an ending of a book (1984, maybe?) where a guy had a thing put on his face that then had hungry rats put in it - the idea was that they would go for his eyes first. I'm not entirely sure he was supposed to die, but something like that has always freaked me out. There's another one that I saw in a movie where a woman was basically r*ped to death. That would not be fun either.

 

[lavendersilk]

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

Coffee.

The last sexual fantasy you had?

Really great sex and then breakfast in bed with coffee.

The song you are currently obsessed with?

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

New fact you learned recently?

...I'm obsessed with coffee.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Like putting it out there makes it real?

I feel like speaking fears allowed takes the power away from them a bit.

I don’t believe it actually manifests it (though who knows if there’s some alien out there who’s like. “I can’t read this persons mind but as soon as they say it….theyre fucked!” Shit, now I gotta worry about that. Anyway)

Verbalizing things often crystallizes things for me. Which can be good or bad. In this case, bad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Coffee.

Really great sex and then breakfast in bed with coffee.

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

...I'm obsessed with coffee.

Coffee is a good thing to be obsessed with IMO

Also sex… coffee with sex.

Not during … ouch.

 

[lavendersilk]

I don’t believe it actually manifests it (though who knows if there’s some alien out there who’s like. “I can’t read this persons mind but as soon as they say it….theyre fucked!” Shit, now I gotta worry about that. Anyway)

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Verbalizing things often crystallizes things for me. Which can be good or bad. In this case, bad.

I understand that. Some things can be scarier in your head though and sometimes saying it out loud makes you realize how silly it is. Not always, but sometimes.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Because I’ve been reading absolutely fucked up horror lately …. what is the worst way you could think of to die?

Specific to you … is there something that maybe you are particularly afraid of that would make it worse to die that way…
(Example is someone afraid of heights dying by airplane crash)
(Another example is someone afraid of ants falling in a hole in a ground filled with army ants(

I've spent a significant part of my life around the water. I have zero fear of it and would even jump straight into deep water at night with no concern. But I'm terrified of drowning.

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

An incredible phone call.

The last sexual fantasy you had?

It involved cuffs, a bathtub, and a reduction in available air.

The song you are currently obsessed with?

Eh, can't answer that. I listen to far too much music across far too many genres.

New fact you learned recently?

Apartments are unreasonably expensive!

 

[hotoldrguy]

There was an ending of a book (1984, maybe?) where a guy had a thing put on his face that then had hungry rats put in it - the idea was that they would go for his eyes first. I'm not entirely sure he was supposed to die, but something like that has always freaked me out. There's another one that I saw in a movie where a woman was basically r*ped to death. That would not be fun either.

That was 1984. They were trying to get him to go against his girlfriend I believe

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[hotoldrguy]

Because I’ve been reading absolutely fucked up horror lately …. what is the worst way you could think of to die?

Specific to you … is there something that maybe you are particularly afraid of that would make it worse to die that way…
(Example is someone afraid of heights dying by airplane crash)
(Another example is someone afraid of ants falling in a hole in a ground filled with army ants(

I remember the scene from Scarface where they cut up a guy with a chainsaw while he was still alive.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

Joy who? Who is this Joy character you keep mentioning? Is Joy down to clown?

The last sexual fantasy you had?

Someone sitting on my face.

The song you are currently obsessed with?

Not sure I'm obsessed, but for some reason I recently discovered "Tighten up" by the Black Keys is on about 3 different playlists for me. And I never skip it.

New fact you learned recently?

Just told you. Tighten up? The Keys? Playlist?
This memory issue is real, and out of hand.

 

[BrendaBear]

I only do hair wash shower once a week but it’s also the everything shower.

After a lifetime of my naturally curly hair being, every bit as insane as the rest of me, I discovered my hair stylist who washes my hair once a week and does an amazing job with a flat iron. I love that look so much, I've been doing it for 6 months or more now.

And when I mentioned I was thinking I need a purple streak, she said no. I truly think she wouldn't do that for me because she says it is wrong for my hair color.

 

[hotoldrguy]

What about the last thing that brought you joy?
Breakfast today scrambled eggs with ketchup and bacon
The last sexual fantasy you had?
It had to do with being restrained face up naked on a bed while several women did what they wanted sexually to me
The song you are currently obsessed with?

New fact you learned recently?
Professional massage can be both painful and enjoyable

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

Yeah, I won't go there mentally or otherwise.

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

Yesterday when I got my name fixed on my ID and car titles/registrations etc.

The last sexual fantasy you had?

Being one of two women subbies with a guy Dom who enjoyed watching us together as much as he enjoys joining us.

The song you are currently obsessed with?

"B" Movie Box Car Blues from the Blues Brothers. I'm obsessed with the way the guitar starts in this slow build before the band joins in. I can almost see the smoky club in my mind listening to this.

New fact you learned recently?

I found out yesterday I need to have a "Real ID" thing... which sounds really, really, jacked up to me. Something feels really fishy there.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yeah, I won't go there mentally or otherwise.


Yesterday when I got my name fixed on my ID and car titles/registrations etc.

Being one of two women subbies with a guy Dom who enjoyed watching us together as much as he enjoys joining us.


"B" Movie Box Car Blues from the Blues Brothers. I'm obsessed with the way the guitar starts in this slow build before the band joins in. I can almost see the smoky club in my mind listening to this.

I found out yesterday I need to have a "Real ID" thing... which sounds really, really, jacked up to me. Something feels really fishy there.

They started the real ID's for drivers licenses a couple of years ago. You need extra documentation to get one but if makes it valid identification for flying and most other things

 

[cheekygirl75]

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If you figure it out, you should start charging for the knowledge.... I'm sure a lot of spankos would love to know how to do that!

 

[BrendaBear]

They started the real ID's for drivers licenses a couple of years ago. You need extra documentation to get one but if makes it valid identification for flying and most other things

Yeah, that's what I found out. What really sucks is, I had all the documentation they wanted with me except one thing I hadn't brought (but had at home). None of the references I used (from the DMV's website) said anything about needing that last thing, or about tying my name change to the real id thing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

Hmmmm joy’s in pretty short supply here this week. Check back next.

The last sexual fantasy you had?

Intimately and intensely Involved much of the next answer

The song you are currently obsessed with?

WAP WAP WAP
makes that pull out game weak!

New fact you learned recently?

There’s a $5,000 limit on start-up expense deduction in the first year of operation. Any remaining costs must be amortized over 180 months.

 

[lavendersilk]

After a lifetime of my naturally curly hair being, every bit as insane as the rest of me, I discovered my hair stylist who washes my hair once a week and does an amazing job with a flat iron. I love that look so much, I've been doing it for 6 months or more now.

And when I mentioned I was thinking I need a purple streak, she said no. I truly think she wouldn't do that for me because she says it is wrong for my hair color.

You should try hair chalk to see if you like it. It washes off.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmmmm joy’s in pretty short supply here this week. Check back next.

Intimately and intensely Involved much of the next answer

WAP WAP WAP
makes that pull out game weak!

There’s a $5,000 limit on start-up expense deduction in the first year of operation. Any remaining costs must be amortized over 180 months.

Haven’t heard this song in months. Thanks.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yeah, that's what I found out. What really sucks is, I had all the documentation they wanted with me except one thing I hadn't brought (but had at home). None of the references I used (from the DMV's website) said anything about needing that last thing, or about tying my name change to the real id thing.

I think the DMV's are like that in every state

 

[LostHorizon]

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That has to be a best seller.