Sex & Shenanigans

[cheekygirl75]

Why wouldn't I share my scary death scenes? I've died once you know. Either the movies get it all wrong or my life hasn't been that interesting.

So fucking true. I died too.

I'm very glad you both came back! Unless you're zombies... or vampires (maybe, some vampires are sexy (not the shiny ones) but zombies are just gross)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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I had to look at this twice. The first time I read, "Christi-jesus is Mexican; Anity coming porn."

 

[BrendaBear]

A new drill

I refuse to incriminate myself

Oh.... now you really got me curious. What did you do with the new drill that was part of a sexual fantasy??
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[MindYaBitness]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

I had to look at this twice. The first time I read, "Christi-jesus is Mexican; Anity coming porn."

I just thought it was something about Christi coming from Mexican anal. I don't read too carefully on the first try

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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Now this one just makes it look like Jesus is jumping on the bed. Wheeeee!

 

[Qky75]

Oh.... now you really got me curious. What did you do with the new drill that was part of a sexual fantasy??
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You want to hear all about my big tool? How good it felt in my hand? Do you want to know how powerfully it drilled a hole?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Now this one just makes it look like Jesus is jumping on the bed. Wheeeee!

You would get a kick out of a mural in my friend's cousin's house. They are in the charismatic evangelical vein of christianity, and have a giant mural in their weight/workout room of Jesus, bloody and sweaty, dragging a cross, with a banner across the top that says "Christ's Gym".

I'll take jumping on the bed Jesus!

 

[MindYaBitness]

You want to hear all about my big tool? How good it felt in my hand? Do you want to know how powerfully it drilled a hole?

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[Whiskeyjack]

You would get a kick out of a mural in my friend's cousin's house. They are in the charismatic evangelical vein of christianity, and have a giant mural in their weight/workout room of Jesus, bloody and sweaty, dragging a cross, with a banner across the top that says "Christ's Gym".

I'll take jumping on the bed Jesus!

Oh, great gravy. That sounds like the stuff of my nightmares.
I'll take Bedjumping Jesus over Bloody Gymrat Jesus any day.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@crazychemgirl, what the heck is a vag hippo?

 

[MindYaBitness]

@crazychemgirl, what the heck is a vag hippo?

A giant pussy?

 

[Qky75]

@crazychemgirl, what the heck is a vag hippo?

Damn you!!! I just spit my drink out coughing and now my coworker is asking if I'm ok....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A giant pussy?

With a very aggressive bite?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Damn you!!! I just spit my drink out coughing and now my coworker is asking if I'm ok....

I think you should be damning CCG instead ... Or are you too afraid of her vag hippo?

 

[MindYaBitness]

With a very aggressive bite?

Yes, and territorial, too

 

[BrendaBear]

You want to hear all about my big tool? How good it felt in my hand? Do you want to know how powerfully it drilled a hole?

Well.... yeah.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl, what the heck is a vag hippo?

Fucked if I know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damn you!!! I just spit my drink out coughing and now my coworker is asking if I'm ok....

*excellent.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Page 6900!

 

[lavendersilk]

Page 6900!

Was just about to say that but now is it 6901?

Yep! Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Page 6900!

Nice

 

[cheekygirl75]

Was just about to say that but now is it 6901?

Yep! Lol

I guess that was the last post on that page.... good timing, if I do say so myself!

 

[Qky75]

With a very aggressive bite?

Yes, and territorial, too

You really don't see how enormous it is while it's submerged in water....with just its tiny peepers and giant lips showing. They say it spend most of its time releasing its waste in the water...which is why the area is so fertile

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

Yeah… no fucking way. I don’t like to think about or talk about the things that scare me because my brain will fixate on them

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

A gentle breeze

The last sexual fantasy you had?

What’s that?

The song you are currently obsessed with?

I recently discovered EPIC: The Musical and I can’t stop listening.

In particular, there’s a section of this song that pops into my head like 20x per day. Skip ahead to 1:00 for the part I’m talking about

New fact you learned recently?

In Gilmore Girls, the gold necklace that Emily Gilmore wears all the time was purchased by the actress who saw it and thought it was perfect for the character