Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I misread this...

"I am so sorry, but we are out of hashish. Would you like the closest alternative?"

 

[Apisto42]

"I am so sorry, but we are out of hashish. Would you like the closest alternative?"

“Fine, I’ll have the omelette with a side of fentanyl.”

 

[UnquietDreams]

Exactly... if they just stay in the far corners of the room and don't look like they're going to crawl on me or drop down onto my face while I sleep, they can stay.

Okay, I read your sig line and honestly my first thought was "If you get rid of the Dungeon Master, who runs the game?"

I may possibly be a nerd.

 

[UnquietDreams]

“Fine, I’ll have the omelette with a side of fentanyl.”

"Excellent. Would you like magic mushrooms with your omelette?"

 

[Apisto42]

Okay, I read your sig line and honestly my first thought was "If you get rid of the Dungeon Master, who runs the game?"

I may possibly be a nerd.

Funny, I have sig lines turned off so I had no idea what you were talking about. I did actually remember you can click on a user and read the profile.

And, be proud, you are a nerd. Fly that flag like the standard bearer of Gondor.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want bare photos.

*groan

 

[UnquietDreams]

*groan

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeHZxZmVwenhnZm5hdndlMzNnbmJrcHF2eWo2bWlhYmt3dGwxN25xYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/43oKHOvREw2JAQN20U/giphy.gif

And yeah, I kind of do.

 

[SWR101]

Wow.... I have known a whole lot of whale's penises then.

Hello there

 

[SWR101]

I mean, it seems like women have more orgasms from their own activity than sexual activity with men…
They are making their own money..

What do we need men for, exactly?

An easy scapegoat for when things still go wrong at some level?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I hate you.

Ah, I've missed you too!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck you all.



That is all.

 

[Mrtenant]

Fuck you all.



That is all.

Eh, thanks. Back at you.

 

[MissLabelled]

Killing spiders.

That's where those brave butch lesbians come in

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's where those brave butch lesbians come in

I worked next door to The Egyptian Club in Portland.

They had me come over and kill spiders more than once. (God, I loved them...)

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck you all.



That is all.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExczUxZ2F4eWNlaHNrZnowd2Jlb2VwZnVqM2huNHNwNTAwbmxpMzV2ZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SEf38N7q8jLnJgSBAf/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExczUxZ2F4eWNlaHNrZnowd2Jlb2VwZnVqM2huNHNwNTAwbmxpMzV2ZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SEf38N7q8jLnJgSBAf/giphy.gif

Mine. I'll stock up on supplies for you both.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Fuck you all.



That is all.

 

[MrMakersMark]

You never kill spiders. They eat the bugs.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If Frank Vincent and Jack Black had a baby… it would look like this guy.

If Jack Black put on a curly wig and mustache...he would look like that guy.

 

[Apisto42]

If Jack Black put on a curly wig and mustache...he would look like that guy.

https://i.ibb.co/35h8dq1T/IMG-7628.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, yes I do.

 

[SWR101]

Fuck you all.



That is all.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/191d8df175a8947908542a6adbcdc1aa/tenor.gif?itemid=13159937

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/191d8df175a8947908542a6adbcdc1aa/tenor.gif?itemid=13159937

Don’t act like that’s the worst thing I’ve said in here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can we just not?

Like… fuck my life.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can we just not?

Like… fuck my life.

Time to feed yourself some squeeze cheese and spam, squeeze your doggo, and read another book?