Sex & Shenanigans

[cheekygirl75]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

If you remember from your dream... can you tell me how to get into a parallel dimension? I don't like a lot about this one

 

[Apisto42]

French’s … cuz it’s Canadian.

I should have known. That is the one wrong answer.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I am now certainly safe.
Because the Raptors have snatched you 3 trying to figure it out.

You'll each get a chapter.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Can we try the Dirty Dancing move?

 

[Apisto42]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

Didn’t you have this dream last week? I told you, eat more tacos and cut down on the meth.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok then all… tell me your most useless fact.

What is something that is in your brain ready to dispense to unwilling strangers at a moments notice??

Oncorhynchus gorbuscha is the scientific name for pink/humpback salmon

 

[MissLabelled]

I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.

No ranch?

 

[Apisto42]

Ok then all… tell me your most useless fact.

What is something that is in your brain ready to dispense to unwilling strangers at a moments notice??

Pigs per litter in the US is slightly under 12.

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok then all… tell me your most useless fact.

What is something that is in your brain ready to dispense to unwilling strangers at a moments notice??

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419

 

[Apisto42]

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419

Do you really need more than three significant digits though?

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you really need more than three significant digits though?

… keyword: useless

 

[Apisto42]

… keyword: useless

That is what she said…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok then all… tell me your most useless fact.

What is something that is in your brain ready to dispense to unwilling strangers at a moments notice??

A whale's penis is called a dork.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wombats poop in cubes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Didn’t you have this dream last week? I told you, eat more tacos and cut down on the meth.

I genuinely can’t remember anymore … all the days bleed together

 

[BrendaBear]

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Wow.... I have known a whole lot of whale's penises then.

 

[MrMakersMark]

There was a dude on Survivor who once had (now removed) 4 nipples. He opined upon, and lamented his inability to milk himself.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow.... I have known a whole lot of whale's penises then.

OMG @BrendaBear

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you remember from your dream... can you tell me how to get into a parallel dimension? I don't like a lot about this one

Fucking legit … come to Canada. It’s marginally better.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I should have known. That is the one wrong answer.

Hush you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No ranch?

Absolutely not…

I’m actually not a huge ranch fan… boner lava or actual ranch.

 

[morelikeasong]

Wombats poop in cubes.

My son has a tshirt with this fact on it

There was a dude on Survivor who once had (now removed) 4 nipples. He opined upon, and lamented his inability to milk himself.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LFQRNOIkdd1IU9Dq15/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91u0amlbn1sd0i9yqueywzst34w0iqz6ibx1rfbycw&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

My son has a tshirt with this fact on it

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LFQRNOIkdd1IU9Dq15/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91u0amlbn1sd0i9yqueywzst34w0iqz6ibx1rfbycw&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I was surprised / not surprised by the amount of fantasies in Want that involved milking.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hush you.

I would say it's the only RIGHT answer... as a glob of it sits on my plate currently

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oncorhynchus gorbuscha is the scientific name for pink/humpback salmon

The name for mine is easier to pronounce.