Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

mustard sisters unite!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wow.. I've heard of pony play... but little yappy dog play?

Cool. Not my kink, but cool anyway.

Hey, if it gets me on the balcony with @crazychemgirl and @MissLabelled, I am all for it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

AGAIN with the poster who shall not be named

https://i.ibb.co/BHyS986q/shreader.png

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh so funny thing that made me snort laugh …. Hubby and I were discussing alternative names for man-cave and she-shed … and I said the female one, I think, is bitch barn … and he said, what’s the male version of that? That ass-hole?

I almost drove us off the road snort laughing as I said, … yeah cuz you definitely want to say to your friends,

“Come in my ass-hole”



You’re welcome everyone.

A little window in what day to day life with Chemgirl is like.

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[UnquietDreams]

Absolutely not…

I’m actually not a huge ranch fan… boner lava or actual ranch.

Now a little blue cheese dressing on a roast beef sandwich is delicious.

 

[Apisto42]

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Love that show.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now a little blue cheese dressing on a roast beef sandwich is delicious.

The AUDACITY

 

[crazychemgirl]

Love that show.

Right?!!!

If you don’t you’re clearly wrong and I don’t want to be friends with you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, it seems like women have more orgasms from their own activity than sexual activity with men…
They are making their own money..

What do we need men for, exactly?

Killing spiders.

 

[Apisto42]

The AUDACITY

Just a change of pace from the horseradish I usually put on. It’s good to switch it up every now and then.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Killing spiders.

You never kill spiders. They eat the bugs.

 

[Apisto42]

Killing spiders.

My wife when she sees a spider: “ ALERT ALERT ALERT”

She doesn’t stop until I get there and remove the spider.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yay I’m in on this also right?

I want bear photos.

I want bare photos.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You never kill spiders. They eat the bugs.

If they break The Compact, they have to be put down.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Right?!!!

If you don’t you’re clearly wrong and I don’t want to be friends with you.

Same!

 

[BrendaBear]

Just a change of pace from the hashish ....

I misread this...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right?!!!

If you don’t you’re clearly wrong and I don’t want to be friends with you.

Wheew! Dodged that bullet.

 

[cheekygirl75]

If they break The Compact, they have to be put down.

Exactly... if they just stay in the far corners of the room and don't look like they're going to crawl on me or drop down onto my face while I sleep, they can stay.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I misread this...

"I am so sorry, but we are out of hashish. Would you like the closest alternative?"

 

[Apisto42]

"I am so sorry, but we are out of hashish. Would you like the closest alternative?"

“Fine, I’ll have the omelette with a side of fentanyl.”

 

[UnquietDreams]

Exactly... if they just stay in the far corners of the room and don't look like they're going to crawl on me or drop down onto my face while I sleep, they can stay.

Okay, I read your sig line and honestly my first thought was "If you get rid of the Dungeon Master, who runs the game?"

I may possibly be a nerd.

 

[UnquietDreams]

“Fine, I’ll have the omelette with a side of fentanyl.”

"Excellent. Would you like magic mushrooms with your omelette?"

 

[Apisto42]

Okay, I read your sig line and honestly my first thought was "If you get rid of the Dungeon Master, who runs the game?"

I may possibly be a nerd.

Funny, I have sig lines turned off so I had no idea what you were talking about. I did actually remember you can click on a user and read the profile.

And, be proud, you are a nerd. Fly that flag like the standard bearer of Gondor.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want bare photos.

*groan

 

[UnquietDreams]

*groan

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And yeah, I kind of do.