Would you _______ me?

I have no idea how to ride a horse so as long as you don't make fun of me, sure

Would you go on a bourbon trail tour with me?
Yes, but can we include Buffalo Trace at least.

Would you take me to Louisville Slugger? will need a break on that trail tour
 
I wouldn’t. I’d embarrass us both because I haven’t played since I was like 8.

Would you teach me how to play pickle ball?
I wouldn't though I would like to. I have never played.

Would you like to go skinny dipping with me?
 
Yes. I would replace the ball with a pickle. Or maybe keep the regular ball but you have to hold a pickle in your mouth while you're playing?

Would you make homemade pickles with me?
I don’t usually like pickles, but if they’re gonna be used like that, yeah!

Would you combine foods that shouldn’t be combined with me?
 
I don’t usually like pickles, but if they’re gonna be used like that, yeah!

Would you combine foods that shouldn’t be combined with me?
I used to put fruit snacks on pizza as a kid. I'm in.

Would you cook things in unusual ways (eg cookies in a smoker) with me?
 
Sure! Can I cheat and put bourbon in the juice?

Would you go fishing with me to try to catch some dinner?
Yes! It's been ages since I've been fishing! And there's something so rewarding about catching your own dinner!

Would you crash a wedding with me?
 
No. I can't even draw stick pictures of people.

Would you go to an Inprovisation acting class with me.
 
Fuck yeah.
I will be Uncle Jim from Alaska, in town on business. And you will be Natasha, visiting from Ukraine.

Would you go to a painting class with me?
Yes, something I’d like to learn to do!

Would you go to a meditation class with me?
 
Only if we absolutely swing for the fences on the high notes!!! No weak ass singing!! Even if we sound bad!!!
Is there any other way?
Would you visit an obnoxious tourist attention with me? Something like the world’s largest bra?
Is this a ploy to get in my bedroom? I suppose I can give you a peek 🤣😜

Would you go to Disney World and ride it’s a small world several times with me?
 
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