Would you _______ me?

[morelikeasong]

Would you laugh at my accents with me when I did?

How could I not?

Would you kill a spider for me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

How could I not?

Would you kill a spider for me?

With prejudice. I warn you. I do not kill spiders stoically or manly. It is a fit of fear. Hate those things.

Would you pretend I was super macho about it for me?

 

[QwertyMaster]

With prejudice. I warn you. I do not kill spiders stoically or manly. It is a fit of fear. Hate those things.

Would you pretend I was super macho about it for me?

But spiders are nature's perfect killers. They're beautiful in every way. I'm not going to pretend your macho for putting down such a majestic, defenceless creature.

Would you 500 miles, and then walk 500 more, just to fall down at my door for me?

 

[morelikeasong]

Would you pretend I was super macho about it for me?

No… I would laugh at you. But then I’d fan myself and say “my hero!”

Would you listen to a 2.5 hour concept album for a musical about Odysseus with me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

But spiders are nature's perfect killers. They're beautiful in every way. I'm not going to pretend your macho for putting down such a majestic, defenceless creature.

Would you 500 miles, and then walk 500 more, just to fall down at my door for me?

A defenseless, perfect killer my ass.

I’d walk 1000 miles with ya, but not to ya.

Would you listen to a 2.5 hour concept album for a musical about Odysseus with me?

I’m definitely intrigued. Tell me more.

Would you help me write a book of lies to tell to get out of work?

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m definitely intrigued. Tell me more.

It’s called EPIC and it’s so good. If you’re into musicals, I highly recommend checking it out. Admittedly, I haven’t finished it yet, but I’m like 2/3 through.

Would you help me write a book of lies to tell to get out of work?

Me? Lie??
I suppose I could try to figure out how to do that

Would you believe me if I told you I’m a terrible liar?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It’s called EPIC and it’s so good. If you’re into musicals, I highly recommend checking it out. Admittedly, I haven’t finished it yet, but I’m like 2/3 through.



Me? Lie??
I suppose I could try to figure out how to do that

Would you believe me if I told you I’m a terrible liar?

Yes. But I bet you're absolutely adorable when you try to get away with lying

Would you let me paint you? (Like paint on your body paint you)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes. But I bet you're absolutely adorable when you try to get away with lying

Would you let me paint you? (Like paint on your body paint you)

Like one of your French boys?

Sure.

Would you get drunk and have long rambling tangential conversations while trying to watch a serious movie with me?

 

[morelikeasong]

Would you get drunk and have long rambling tangential conversations while trying to watch a serious movie with me?

Let’s do it!
Oh, yeah, the drunken movie thing, too.


Would you stick your feet in the ocean with me even when it’s cold?

 

[Cat]

Let’s do it!
Oh, yeah, the drunken movie thing, too.


Would you stick your feet in the ocean with me even when it’s cold?

Yes!! We can always go to the sauna afterwards.

Would you spend a day in the forest with me?

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Yes!! We can always go to the sauna afterwards.

Would you spend a day in the forest with me?

Absolutely, yes!

Would you join me, relaxing in a secluded hot spring?

 

[Tessinwales]

Absolutely, yes!

Would you join me, relaxing in a secluded hot spring?

Yes!

Would you join me in the hot tub in my garden?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Sounds very relaxing, yes!

Would you tip in a load of foam with me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sounds very relaxing, yes!

Would you tip in a load of foam with me?

sure!

Would you dance with me in the middle of the grocery store?

 

[fsa52]

sure!

Would you dance with me in the middle of the grocery store?

But of course!

Would you share an “everything” on it pizza with me?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

But of course!

Would you share an “everything” on it pizza with me?

I would say yes, but I can't have the dairy but I would tell everyone I helped eat it and not judge how much anyone else ate!

Would you take a pole dancing class with me?

 

[Peter_Out]

Would you take a pole dancing class with me?

You can use my pole to dance around, if that would be a good compromise

Would you help me think of a suitable question for this post?

 

[cole4258]

WYT a road trip with me ?

 

[SmokingFap]

WYT a road trip with me ?

To keep the Nazis from getting the Ark of the Covenant? Hell yeah, let's go!

Would you share a jar of peanut butter with me?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

To keep the Nazis from getting the Ark of the Covenant? Hell yeah, let's go!

Would you share a jar of peanut butter with me?

Crunchy or creamy? Doesn't matter, let's do it

Would you go snorkeling with me?

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Crunchy or creamy? Doesn't matter, let's do it

Would you go snorkeling with me?

Absolutely….would you go to an escape room with me?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Absolutely….would you go to an escape room with me?

Sure!

Would you sneak into someone else’s unattended pool and go skinny dipping with me?

 

[morelikeasong]

Would you sneak into someone else’s unattended pool and go skinny dipping with me?

Fuck yes I absolutely love skinny dipping

Would you skinny dip in the ocean with me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Fuck yes I absolutely love skinny dipping

Would you skinny dip in the ocean with me?

Yes!!

Would you hang out on the beach until dawn with me?

 

[morelikeasong]

Yes!!

Would you hang out on the beach until dawn with me?

I love a beach sunrise!

Would you be the driver for a road trip with me?