Bring your kid to work day.

[dolf]

I'm not quite sure why he's giving press conferences in the oval office, I've never before seen a preschooler taking such an active role in politics, but the kid is funny as hell.
I hope he's not sitting in on anything top secret, because he seems to be going through that delightful stage where he repeats things he's overheard with perfect comedy timing.
But, much as I'm enjoying his antics, I have to ask; why is he there?

Sometimes there's a cat at 10 Downing Street, but he's never really participated in politics beyond publicly snubbing Liz Truss. Smart kitty.

Edit for clarity: The actual child. The one sitting on Musk’s shoulders.

 

[Lazaran]

I'm not quite sure why he's giving press conferences in the oval office, I've never before seen a preschooler taking such an active role in politics, but the kid is funny as hell.
I hope he's not sitting in on anything top secret, because he seems to be going through that delightful stage where he repeats things he's overheard with perfect comedy timing.
But, much as I'm enjoying his antics, I have to ask; why is he there?

Sometimes there's a cat at 10 Downing Street, but he's never really participated in politics beyond publicly snubbing Liz Truss. Smart kitty.

It’s the ridiculous shit that usually happens right before the rich in power get their heads lopped off or an empire falls.

In America, we have a term called “jumping the shark”.

It indicates something is at or nearing its end.

Expect more ridiculous episodes like what happened with President Musk (and DonOld) in the Oval Office before the show finally gets cancelled.

 

[dolf]

It’s the ridiculous shit that usually happens right before the rich in power get their heads lopped off or an empire falls.

In America, we have a term called “jumping the shark”.

It indicates something is at or nearing its end.

Expect more ridiculous episodes like what happen with President Musk (and DonnOld) in the Oval Office before the show finally gets cancelled.

Happy Days!! I remember that episode. Water-skiing in a leather jacket

 

[Lazaran]

Happy Days!! I remember that episode. Water-skiing in a leather jacket

Yep.

The show was basically over after that episode.

Everyone saw that it was played out.

The President Musk (and DonOld) show is just about played out too.

 

[Politruk]

I'm not quite sure why he's giving press conferences in the oval office, I've never before seen a preschooler taking such an active role in politics, but the kid is funny as hell.
I hope he's not sitting in on anything top secret, because he seems to be going through that delightful stage where he repeats things he's overheard with perfect comedy timing.
But, much as I'm enjoying his antics, I have to ask; why is he there?

Because he won the election.

 

[dolf]

Because he won the election.

That's a hell of an achievement for a 4 year old!

 

[Politruk]

That's a hell of an achievement for a 4 year old!

Actually, he's two years old.

But I think that fuzzy yellow extraterrestrial scalp parasite that controls his thoughts and actions might be a bit older.

 

[dolf]

Actually, he's two years old.

But I think that fuzzy yellow extraterrestrial scalp parasite that controls his thoughts and actions might be a bit older.

And you're sure about that?

 

[Lazaran]

And you're sure about that?

DonOld presents as a two year old,

President Musk’s “heil” spawn is four years old.

Which are you referring to???

 

[Politruk]

And you're sure about that?

Definitely. He has been two years old for 76 years. It's quite an achievement.

 

[dolf]

DonOld presents as a two year old,

President Musk’s “heil” spawn is four years old.

Which are you referring to???

Don't be mean about children.
We don't choose our parents.

But, yes, the actual 4 year old.

 

[ChinoMoreno]

I'm not quite sure why he's giving press conferences in the oval office, I've never before seen a preschooler taking such an active role in politics, but the kid is funny as hell.
I hope he's not sitting in on anything top secret, because he seems to be going through that delightful stage where he repeats things he's overheard with perfect comedy timing.
But, much as I'm enjoying his antics, I have to ask; why is he there?

Sometimes there's a cat at 10 Downing Street, but he's never really participated in politics beyond publicly snubbing Liz Truss. Smart kitty.

President Puto brought his too!

 

[Lazaran]

Don't be mean about children.
We don't choose our parents.

But, yes, the actual 4 year old.

It was more of a jab at President Musk, not the kid…

I actually pity that kid and expect President Musk to lose custody or be estranged from them at some point.

 

[eric_erosfan]

President Puto brought his too!

Oh fucking hell I'm stealing that. Lol.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Musk has taken a shit-ton of adverse publicity from and about his older kids.

He's fathered 12 kids, one died of SIDS. Two sets of twins, one set of triplets (Musk has a famously low sperm count and relied on IVF to impregnate various wives and at least one co-worker).

Ironically (or perhaps not) President Pumpkinhead is trying to ban IVF as part of his Project2025 agenda.

One of Musk's kids (oldest male twin) came out as a transgender woman and went "no contact" with Dad, changing her name because of Musk's virulent anti-trans politics.

Despite being married, Elon Musk has publicly stated often over the past 12 years that one of his life goals was to fuck actress Amber Heard, the woman who famously took a massive shit in Johnny Depp's bed when she broke up with Depp,

Horror stories about Musk's absentee parenting gave him a very poor public image, his PR firm now has him carrying around his youngest son "X" (real name!) at most public events. Pundits call X "Elon's meat shield" but his real purpose is to serve as a distraction when reporters ask tough questions.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I couldn't follow his eyes. Did that little boy tell Trump he wasn't president and should go away or was he looking at someone off camera?

Please tell me X gonna give it to ya!

 

[DeluxAuto]

President Puto brought his too!

Same vibes.

 

[Rebel5soul]

That kid is absorbing everything. Look at his eyes.

 

[LLCox]

But, much as I'm enjoying his antics, I have to ask; why is he there?

Distraction. No one (the press/trump) can concentrate with a four year old running amuck.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I haven't seen the whole thing and I don't care to cus I hate Tucker Carlson but there is an interview with Elon and X Musk and Tucker asks X was he and his father do. And he says "We do whatever we want and throws back his head and laughs." He's still at the age where you aren't even subtle about picking/wiping your noise but he's villaining on a Saturday Morning level already.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Been a while since dolf led a circle jerk.

 

[dolf]

I haven't seen the whole thing and I don't care to cus I hate Tucker Carlson but there is an interview with Elon and X Musk and Tucker asks X was he and his father do. And he says "We do whatever we want and throws back his head and laughs." He's still at the age where you aren't even subtle about picking/wiping your noise but he's villaining on a Saturday Morning level already.

Zero filter!

It's reminded me of some of the things mine came out with at that age. Many mortifying moments, and I'm glad none of them filmed for an international audience.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I just loved that, it was the greatest thing I've seen in a long, long time. I would love to shush the president on live tv.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

That kid is absorbing everything. Look at his eyes.

He might be working under cover for the Associated Press.

 

[Lumiere_Amie]

Just because you don't remember it doesn't mean it hasn't happened.