Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

lol, I know that place. It’s near where I vacation every summer!

Of course it is.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Accurate.

That's why I prefer to be a dog. Aroooooooooo

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Expanded PSA on how the butt is a vacuum

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Of course it is.

It is! I’ve driven past their coastal highway location at least 100 times. As a teen I always thought it would be funny to go there, but now as someone twice that age and maturity… I get it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Expanded PSA on how the butt is a vacuum

Interesting …. This I could definitely do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It is! I’ve driven past their coastal highway location at least 100 times. As a teen I always thought it would be funny to go there, but now as someone twice that age and maturity… I get it

You “get it” .. eh?

 

[Qky75]

It is! I’ve driven past their coastal highway location at least 100 times. As a teen I always thought it would be funny to go there, but now as someone twice that age and maturity… I get it

Nothing a shot and some soap can't fix ... along with a talk on discretion next time. Hey! There's CCG's next TED talk!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel super called out.

 

[SWR101]

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I feel super called out.

Yet ive managed to make a career out of it…

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"The Butthole as a Vacuum: Truth and Consequences."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You “get it” .. eh?

We all know he does.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was trying to make a joke of eating me is like a vacation but it just wouldn’t materialize

Well, it is dancing in my brain now...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, it is dancing in my brain now...

I’m dancing in your brain or my failed attempt at a joke?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m dancing in your brain or my failed attempt at a joke?

Eating you is like a vacation. I want to do it for two weeks at a time, 26 times a year.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because I love you all:

Thread 'Lit Valentine’s Day Box'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/lit-valentine’s-day-box.1627606/

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Because I love you all:

Thread 'Lit Valentine’s Day Box'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/lit-valentine’s-day-box.1627606/

*Giggles* She said “box”

 

[lavendersilk]

Yet ive managed to make a career out of it…

Are you a therapist?

 

[SWR101]

Are you a therapist?

Counselor and coach

 

[crazychemgirl]

*Giggles* She said “box”

I look forward to all your Valentine’s Day cards!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bahahahahahhahaaha

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Silly raccoon he didn't know. He was looking for the fries and frosty combo

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Have you hit your bird watching age yet? … it follows the appliance excitement age.

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Second of all... bird watching is evergreen and a pleasure at any age
Third of all, who doesn't remember their first George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine® Or their first SlapChop™

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Have you hit your bird watching age yet? … it follows the appliance excitement age.

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Second of all... bird watching is evergreen and a pleasure at any age
Third of all, who doesn't remember their first George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine® Or their first SlapChop™

Foreman Grills are still awesome. And my mom’s old Showtime Rotisserie STILL makes SUCH good tri-tip. And I bought my first and second Magic Bullet Blender sets in my early 20s (2nd set for sister’s wedding. “…but wait, there’s more! We’ll throw in a second set FREE! You just pay shipping and handling!”) and still use it. And Crock Pots, a Kitchen Aid stand mixer, an air fryer…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

ahem…