Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

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The appliance:


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[hotoldrguy]

How old were you if you don't mind me asking. That movie was scary enough when I saw it I couldn't take showers for quite a while.

I was only 10. Yeah showers were an issue for quite a while also walking up a set of indoor stairs

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Morning Shenanigans! Hope you all have a great day today. Our managers are taking my dept. folks for lunch today and I must look put together

Omg you are gorge. And definitely well put together

I mean you basically straight up quoted the song! How was one not supposed to start singing some FOTC!?

You make a very good point.

That's because she's honestly one of the coolest people here. I could never.

You're pretty fucking cool yourself, you know.

 

[Amanda330]

Hey @UnquietDreams @SalaciousMonkey22 and I wanted to sing a little happy birthday to you. @Lmizzler had to be silly at the end

This is fabulous. Can I get one on my bday next year? Lol

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

The appliance:


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Lol That is certainly a thing. Some seggs toys you look at and think "Well shit, who needs partners?"

 

[vagrantx]

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Rofl was just taking a sip of my tea and that made me ugly snort. No accident, but it was damned close!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Morning Shenanigans! Hope you all have a great day today. Our managers are taking my dept. folks for lunch today and I must look put together

This is the first I've seen your gorgeous face and you're beautiful!

 

[Taegul]

Morning Shenanigans! Hope you all have a great day today. Our managers are taking my dept. folks for lunch today and I must look put together

You look great all "put together", but if you need someone to take you apart again...


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[crazychemgirl]

Rofl was just taking a sip of my tea and that made me ugly snort. No accident, but it was damned close!

Have you hit your bird watching age yet? … it follows the appliance excitement age.

 

[Amanda330]

The appliance:


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I'd like one of these. They don't talk back and they're always ready to go.

 

[AuntieDisco]

You(r earrings) are so gorgeous that it hurts a little bit to look at you.

Thanks beautiful!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'd like one of these. They don't talk back and they're always ready to go.

I don’t fart around gags. Just saying.

I mean, I assume.

Probably.

 

[morelikeasong]

Hey @UnquietDreams @SalaciousMonkey22 and I wanted to sing a little happy birthday to you. @Lmizzler had to be silly at the end

I wanna know what your google/YouTube search was to find this

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t fart around gags. Just saying.

I mean, I assume.

Probably.

I had to re-read that because I thought you were saying "I don't do fart gags" (meaning jokes).... but then I realized, that obviously isn't true. I just misread it again.

 

[Amanda330]

I don’t fart around gags. Just saying.

I mean, I assume.

Probably.

It's ok honey. You can admit it.

This is a safe place.

 

[AuntieDisco]

You look great all "put together", but if you need someone to take you apart again...


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Meet me at the back with a bucket of fried chicken.

 

[Bry1313]

I wanna know what your google/YouTube search was to find this

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[morelikeasong]

Have you hit your bird watching age yet? … it follows the appliance excitement age.

I just put this up last night. I might have been staring out the window saying this a few min ago

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's ok honey. You can admit it.

This is a safe place.

Have to let @MissLabelled weigh in honestly. I quickly lost track of what sounds I was making . I could been reciting logarithmic tables for all I know.

 

[Taegul]

Meet me at the back with a bucket of fried chicken.

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[Deleted member 6592667]

I'd like one of these. They don't talk back and they're always ready to go.

But will they make you breakfast?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just put this up last night. I might have been staring out the window saying this a few min ago

I want one of those so bad but I’m worried it’ll drive my dog mental

 

[Amanda330]

But will they make you breakfast?

I don't eat breakfast....

 

[vagrantx]

Have you hit your bird watching age yet? … it follows the appliance excitement age.

.....I've been watching bird-videos on TheDodo. Does that count?

I DON'T LIKE BEING PREDICTABLE!!

.....banana hammock

 

[hotoldrguy]

I just put this up last night. I might have been staring out the window saying this a few min ago

I have found the birds by my house prefer the sunflower seeds over any other mix