LostHorizon
Shangri-La
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- Jul 8, 2020
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Probably not. But all people with micropenises happen to be named Ted.Wait... do all Teds have micropenises?
It’s a correlation/causation thing.
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Probably not. But all people with micropenises happen to be named Ted.Wait... do all Teds have micropenises?
All means?Avoiding work by all means necessary
I have concerns.
Are you sure? I mean it seems totally legit to meI have concerns.
Anyone that's ever given me shit about "ranch" owes me a big fucking apology right now.
lol, I know that place. It’s near where I vacation every summer!
So? Have you been there?lol, I know that place. It’s near where I vacation every summer!
I haven’t, but a bunch of people wear shirts that say ‘I got crabs from Crabby Dicks’ and you can very much imagine the person that wears that shirt proudly to a public beachSo? Have you been there?
You vacation...at the restaurant?lol, I know that place. It’s near where I vacation every summer!

Well I mean, some things are worth doing really, really thoroughlyYou vacation...at the restaurant?![]()
Probably people from FloridaI haven’t, but a bunch of people wear shirts that say ‘I got crabs from Crabby Dicks’ and you can very much imagine the person that wears that shirt proudly to a public beach
I was trying to make a joke of eating me is like a vacation but it just wouldn’t materializeYou vacation...at the restaurant?![]()
I mean... I don't think that's much of jokeI was trying to make a joke of eating me is like a vacation but it just wouldn’t materialize
I gotcha:I was trying to make a joke of eating me is like a vacation but it just wouldn’t materialize

This is why I love you.I gotcha:
Eating you is like a vacation. It requires you to take time off work.
Eating you is like a vacation. Costs a lot and requires me to get on a plane.
Eating you is like a vacation. There's a fancy hotel and someone tries to sell me a timeshare.
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Awwww I love you too, DaddyThis is why I love you.
And ranching.

You know you want occasional use of my vacation spot ..I gotcha:
Eating you is like a vacation. It requires you to take time off work.
Eating you is like a vacation. Costs a lot and requires me to get on a plane.
Eating you is like a vacation. There's a fancy hotel and someone tries to sell me a timeshare.
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You know you want occasional use of my vacation spot ..
Just beware of the blackout dates.
Of course it is.lol, I know that place. It’s near where I vacation every summer!
That's why I prefer to be a dog. Aroooooooooo