Sex & Shenanigans

I was trying to make a joke of eating me is like a vacation but it just wouldn’t materialize
I gotcha:

Eating you is like a vacation. It requires you to take time off work.

Eating you is like a vacation. Costs a lot and requires me to get on a plane.

Eating you is like a vacation. There's a fancy hotel and someone tries to sell me a timeshare.
:p
 
I gotcha:

Eating you is like a vacation. It requires you to take time off work.

Eating you is like a vacation. Costs a lot and requires me to get on a plane.

Eating you is like a vacation. There's a fancy hotel and someone tries to sell me a timeshare.
:p
You know you want occasional use of my vacation spot ..

Just beware of the blackout dates.
 
Humans are gross. One of my coworkers came into work obviously sick last week and kept walking into my office. He was coughing and had the cold sweats. He could have fucking emailed me! But, no, he had to talk to me in person. I told him to get out and don't come back until he's feeling better. What is wrong with people? He's not a young, dumb man, either.
 
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