Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

Your order a falafel, Shwarma, gyro on a pita, with fillings. What do you call it

A) Sandwich
B) Wrap

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Your order a falafel, Shwarma, gyro on a pita, with fillings. What do you call it

A) Sandwich
B) Wrap

C) gyro sammich

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Your order a falafel, Shwarma, gyro on a pita, with fillings. What do you call it

A) Sandwich
B) Wrap

It's just Schwarma.

 

[Bry1313]

It's just Schwarma.

Shawarma is the meat

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Shawarma is the meat

Your question is confusing

 

[Bry1313]

Your question is confusing

Are those particular items when served on a pita

1) sandwich

Or

2) wrap

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Are those particular items when served on a pita

1) sandwich

Or

2) wrap

What does the pita want it to be called?

 

[Bry1313]

What does the pita want it to be called?

Sexy

 

[LupineOne]

 

[MrMakersMark]

What does the pita want it to be called?

Exactly.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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So that’s been my problem the past 3 days???

 

[LupineOne]

So that’s been my problem the past 3 days???

I certainly hope so!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Your order a falafel, Shawarma, gyro on a pita, with fillings. What do you call it

A) Sandwich
B) Wrap

a wrap…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I certainly hope so!

For some reason I don’t remember it. And come to think of it, I don’t think deepthroating causes fevers.
Dammit, can’t use that excuse

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Don't have to tell ME twice, honey!

 

[LupineOne]

Don't have to tell ME twice, honey!

I’d love to see the look in response to that!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Shawarma is the meat

Tell that to Emirates in Abu Dhabi & Dubai. You ordered shawarma and got a pita monstrosity filled with all kinds of things.

 

[HarryHill]

So that’s been my problem the past 3 days???

Baby.

 

[LostHorizon]

Oh, you mean PURVESS?
Common pronunciation: ▪︎PERVES▪︎

Persistant Uncontrollable Repeated Vaginal and Erectile Sexual Stimulators.


Yeah, its much more common than ADHSLSHSHTHAGAHDLB.

Comes in various stages and severities.


I've heard the females with bad cases will resort to hairbrushes, vibrating massagers toothbrushes and the water nozzle with the hose and alternating pressure patterns that is supposed to be for your back? You know which one I am talking Bout? Yeah that one.... right up the snooch. They see cock and vulva formations in the clouds like the devout see Jesus in them. They squint their eyes in photos and a phallus appears, so it effects how the brain absorbs information.

And the guys?
Mostly they just abuse themselves, putting their contraption into anything that can produce friction and then just thump away all day and start ejaculating. It wont stop until they start pumping out knee cartilage.

Some will even take up yoga to develop the flexibility to self-fellate...and to be in a room with a dozen pairs of yoga pants.

Or there is allegedly a Doc in Equador who will just surgically remove a rib for you.
Reasonable rates...or so I'm told.


Yeah..

It's sad. Poor buggers.

YIKES!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

So that’s been my problem the past 3 days???

Sure!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

oh no. am dead. pls halp.
https://media.tenor.com/GHDZ0NxSPp4AAAAM/cat-fall-ground-drop-oof-oop-die-play-dead.gif

TONBERRY!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

TONBERRY!!!

In FFXIV, there are quests for each class/job up to a certain level, then for each role after that. The Scholar (1 of 2 lvl 30+ jobs that branches out of Arcanist class) questline is about tonberries and is my favorite line of sidequests in the whole game, even though I hate actually playing with that job!
Also, one of my favorite things to do in-game is decorate personal spaces, and once, I decorated a Nymian (lore says they are from Nym) tonberry Scholar academy house for a friend with an affinity for tonberries. His house previously only had 27 tonberry plushies sitting on the floor, but looked like Hogwarts for tonberries by the time I was done! Sadly, he lost the housing plot after a long break in subscription time, but it was fun while it lasted!


Edit: Aaand this is what happened when they did an event that gave out tonberry costumes

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[UnquietDreams]

Shawarma is the meat

And a hamburger is the meat as well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sexy

Only when we are alone!

 

[dawn_of_night]

And a hamburger is the meat as well.

Yea.... In a fast food taco....