Sex & Shenanigans

[MisterAlice]

If I were in argument with my SO, and I was like, "Oh yeah," and dropped my pants, she'd be like, "Put your fucking pants back on. I am so not in the mood for your bullshit."

Reverse that, and my brain would short circuit.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love this... it isn't "that's when the gloves come off" it's "that's when the top comes off".

Yep, it's been a very effective tool in the past!

It's a trap!!

Yes, but in the best way!

Not all of us have your...ummm.. show-stoppers.

When guys yank shirts off it goes the other way.

Sorry, boobs are beautiful, it's the one physical strength we have over you

If I were in argument with my SO, and I was like, "Oh yeah," and dropped my pants, she'd be like, "Put your fucking pants back on. I am so not in the mood for your bullshit."

Reverse that, and my brain would short circuit.

Lol, the whole point is to short circuit him so he stops doom-spiraling, and gets back to reality!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yep, it's been a very effective tool in the past!

Yes, but in the best way!

Sorry, boobs are beautiful, it's the one physical strength we have over you

Lol, the whole point is to short circuit him so he stops doom-spiraling, and gets back to reality!

 

[SWR101]

Funny you should be thinking that. I just had a conversation about the efficiency of ending a fight by taking my top off. Works every time!

I mean, I’d stop dead, so, solid strategy

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[SWR101]

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Where did you find this… AFAF…

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Funny you should be thinking that. I just had a conversation about the efficiency of ending a fight by taking my top off. Works every time!

I'll remember this for next time we fight.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Where did you find this… AFAF…

Well, this one isn't quite as cool, but I DID find one on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/CenturyTee-Solar-Panel-Machine-Coffee/dp/B079DB11C9

 

[SWR101]

Well, this one isn't quite as cool, but I DID find one on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/CenturyTee-Solar-Panel-Machine-Coffee/dp/B079DB11C9

Youre the best!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Excuse me, I'll have you know that I'm a

horn squirrel, thank you very much!

Uuh...

A horny squirrel????

Or like a devil squirrel???



AFAF ....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck me.... I'd be a happy woman if Harrison Ford ever touched my heart ....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Youre the best!

Soo... Uh ..




You uh.....


Like, well ... You wanna get coffee sometime.....

 

[MissRadiant]

Well, this one isn't quite as cool, but I DID find one on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/CenturyTee-Solar-Panel-Machine-Coffee/dp/B079DB11C9

Hmmm, I may have to buy this for someone.....birthday/valentines day gift.

Thank you!

 

[SWR101]

Soo... Uh ..




You uh.....


Like, well ... You wanna get coffee sometime.....

I like coffee

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like coffee

I like you

 

[MisterAlice]

Fuck me.... I'd be a happy woman if Harrison Ford ever touched my heart ....

Just your heart?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just your heart?

Yup....
Everything else would be included in a hall pass.... Which is a whole other conversation....

 

[MisterAlice]

I don't think I'd be comfortable having Harrison Ford touching anything on my body.

But I'd probably take a handy from Han Solo.

Only problem would be that Han always shoots first.

And I'm not into that.

 

[MrMakersMark]

No, Harrison, no.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If me and Harrison Ford met and we vibed, I would hit it. I'm no coward.

 

[dawn_of_night]

If me and Harrison Ford met and we vibed, I would hit it. I'm no coward.

Same. Bro. same.

 

[Bry1313]

Your order a falafel, Shawarma, gyro on a pita, with fillings. What do you call it

A) Sandwich
B) Wrap

 

[dawn_of_night]

Your order a falafel, Shwarma, gyro on a pita, with fillings. What do you call it

A) Sandwich
B) Wrap

C: gyro

 

[MrMakersMark]

Your order a falafel, Shwarma, gyro on a pita, with fillings. What do you call it

A) Sandwich
B) Wrap

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Your order a falafel, Shwarma, gyro on a pita, with fillings. What do you call it

A) Sandwich
B) Wrap

C) gyro sammich