Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

I had never heard of her until just now.
YouTubed her, "The One" video.

Umm.. yeah we would scrap over her.
Woo hoo. Some-ting about her.

Her book "Mating in Captivity" is sooo good, and if you get the audio book, she's the narrator

 

[MrMakersMark]

Her book "Mating in Captivity" is sooo good, and if you get the audio book, she's the narrator

Really? She's narrates an entire book?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’d still bang her

I'm crushing on a 60 year old

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'm crushing on a 60 year old

Not 60 yet, but I can see it from here.
I know it's technically up there, but I don't want to think of it as old.

He's just well-seasoned, Aussie...and a lucky chap to boot.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

He's just well-seasoned

Exactly
Just the way I like it

 

[vagrantx]

didn’t @vagrantx say she wanted a pet octopus?


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMkX1Gnrb/

I admit that the fantasy is a lot hotter than the reality

 

[vagrantx]

I need the details on said podcast, please!

Here's Tom Segura's take,

also @Bry1313

Steven has done a few awesome things, but the man's a complete nutter! Ba dum tiss. Like 20 years ago, The Onion put out a movie called the Onion Movie, and in it there were some fictive movie trailers that I'd actually love to watch. For example:

Steven Seagal is.... the Cock-Puncher!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jenny has to be 70 by now.

But if she's down...

I mean…. So it’s Stacy’s mom but I bet she still bangs

 

[SWR101]

I mean…. So it’s Stacy’s mom but I bet she still bangs

I can’t find it, but someone made “Stacy’s Mom” from Stacy’s perspective. It’s a great parody that really captures the “wait, what?” Factor if you actually listen to the song

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can’t find it, but someone made “Stacy’s Mom” from Stacy’s perspective. It’s a great parody that really captures the “wait, what?” Factor if you actually listen to the song

Oh totally … I saw it on TikTok .. it’s amazing.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

This one?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2FfXhuu/

 

[SWR101]

Not sure, I don’t have TikTok and you can’t open links without the app

 

[MisterAlice]

I've had a huge crush on Isabella Rossellini over the years. She's 70 now, and I''d still hit that -- with lots of lube, of course.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

 

[Guyblue82]

I can’t find it, but someone made “Stacy’s Mom” from Stacy’s perspective. It’s a great parody that really captures the “wait, what?” Factor if you actually listen to the song

teenage boys in every generation…. Stealing their friends mom’s likeness and image for personal fantasies…


And American Pie gave me a lifelong Jennifer Coolidge crush

 

[Mei5ter]

Long time no see bud

Thanks - it's a while since I've seen Bud either, but I'll pass on your regards!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Thanks - it's a while since I've seen Bud either, but I'll pass on your regards!

he went on a diet and got lite since the last time you saw him

 

[Whiskeyjack]

When you get a bag of Skittles, do you eat them one flavor at a time, or do you just toss chaotic handfuls of whatever down your gullet?

 

[hotoldrguy]

When you get a bag of Skittles, do you eat them one flavor at a time, or do you just toss chaotic handfuls of whatever down your gullet?

I am not a Skittles person but if you want to ask the same question about the colors of M&M's I am in the chaotic handful category.

 

[MrMakersMark]

When you get a bag of Skittles, do you eat them one flavor at a time, or do you just toss chaotic handfuls of whatever down your gullet?

I never get Skittles. But I kind've like them.
It's 3 or 4 at a time I guess. Too tiny and tedious to just try to grab one.

Peanut M&Ms are a problem for me.
I only know the bag is yellow. I just mow through them so fast....
I can't be left alone with them.
I won't behave.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

When you get a bag of Skittles, do you eat them one flavor at a time, or do you just toss chaotic handfuls of whatever down your gullet?

Straight up fistfulls. No rhyme or reason when you're in the Skittles wilderness.

Also gummy Skittles? That's good stuff.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Straight up fistfulls. No rhyme or reason when you're in the Skittles wilderness.

Also gummy Skittles? That's good stuff.

Also … freeze dried skittles > reg skittles

 

[UnquietDreams]

When you get a bag of Skittles, do you eat them one flavor at a time, or do you just toss chaotic handfuls of whatever down your gullet?

Some times one way, sometimes the other. I am Chaotic Good.

 

[lavendersilk]

When you get a bag of Skittles, do you eat them one flavor at a time, or do you just toss chaotic handfuls of whatever down your gullet?

I rarely eat them, but when I do I prefer to eat them in combos that taste good together... for example grape/lemon... strawberry/lime... you get the idea.

 

[positiveflirt]

When you get a bag of Skittles, do you eat them one flavor at a time, or do you just toss chaotic handfuls of whatever down your gullet?

Option B! Option B!
It's ok to cross the streams.