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I suspect he does
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Best. Movie. Ever. top 10
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What happens in your car stays in your car
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Tell that to Hugh Grant....What happens in your car stays in your car
Damn, that is an old reference...
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You love it …. You sexy face.Why you gotta make everything dirty like that? Perv.
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Long time no see bud … whatcha been up to??
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MindYaBitness
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I was today years old when I learned that Steven Segal released a song where he sings in a Jamaican accent "me want the punani" 
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The island beats I didn't know I needed.
If I am ever in a karaoke competition in a Kingston bar, and really just came to get my ass stomped and then robbed, "Me want the punani" has got to be the move.
If I am ever in a karaoke competition in a Kingston bar, and really just came to get my ass stomped and then robbed, "Me want the punani" has got to be the move.
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I can't stop laughing, it's just so absurd!
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I was today years old when I learned that Steven Segal released a song where he sings in a Jamaican accent "me want the punani"
my father went to high school with him. he was in the year ahead with my aunt. quiet, shy, nerdy...and his real name is Steve Seagal (pronounced like seagle)
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By all accounts he's a bit of a blow hard nowmy father went to high school with him. he was in the year ahead with my aunt. quiet, shy, nerdy...and his real name is Steve Seagal (pronounced like seagle)
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Segal shmegal.... back to punani....
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Oh yeah, this is basically the worst thing ever. Very on-brand for Segal.I was today years old when I learned that Steven Segal released a song where he sings in a Jamaican accent "me want the punani"
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Funniest part?
I promise you he is dead serious about this. None of this is a gag or parity or just a goof to him.
He really drops into Jamaica and thinks he's Bob Marley. He thinks this is a hit.
He goes to Russia and thinks he's a Tsar.
Goes to Tibet and thinks he and the Dhali Llama are twinsies.
Goes to Louisiana, suddenly he's a Sheriff.
He's suuuch a complete lunatic.
Fucking legend.
MindYaBitness
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Its a sad state of affairs when you can say that Gary Bussey has more self awareness than Segal ever had.
I love hearing the stories of the one time he was on SNL, and why he'll never be invited back. Tom Segura has a great bit/impression of him, too, that is spot on!
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This song turned my punani into pun-desert
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I like a man who can keep his priorities straight
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What's the opposite of a boner? A limper? Cuz that's what I got.
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Is that like the difference between momentum and rest?
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I mean...sure?
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I was trying sexy math.... It wasn't working
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Well for starters "sexy math" is an oxymoron.
