Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

Its a sad state of affairs when you can say that Gary Bussey has more self awareness than Segal ever had.

I love hearing the stories of the one time he was on SNL, and why he'll never be invited back. Tom Segura has a great bit/impression of him, too, that is spot on!

This is a hilarious Seagal story.

 

[Bry1313]

 

[dawn_of_night]

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[morelikeasong]

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[MrMakersMark]

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That literally stuck me for 3 minutes.
Just watching that bun slide around the infinity dog.
Where's it going?
Does it even know?

 

[morelikeasong]

That literally stuck me for 3 minutes.
Just watching that bun slide around the infinity dog.
Where's it going?
Does it even know?

It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey

 

[Bebode]

It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey

The destination of my hot dog is always the important factor.

 

[Qky75]

It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey

Unless you're lost and looking for gas....or a restroom....then it's specifically about the destination.

 

[morelikeasong]

Unless you're lost and looking for gas....or a restroom....then it's specifically about the destination.

I don’t recommend sliding your bun (or your dog) into a gas station bathroom

 

[Qky75]

I don’t recommend sliding your bun (or your dog) into a gas station bathroom

The advertising on the stalls indicates otherwise ,

 

[Bebode]

The advertising on the stalls indicates otherwise ,

yeah apparently if you call 308 555 1234 you’re bound to have a good time

 

[Qky75]

yeah apparently if you call 308 555 1234 you’re bound to have a good time

Surely they follow truth in advertising standards

 

[Bry1313]

Its a sad state of affairs when you can say that Gary Bussey has more self awareness than Segal ever had.

I love hearing the stories of the one time he was on SNL, and why he'll never be invited back. Tom Segura has a great bit/impression of him, too, that is spot on!

I heard a podcast awhile ago that was basically just what a fraud Segal was. The stories were incredible

 

[MrMakersMark]

I don’t recommend sliding your bun (or your dog) into a gas station bathroom

I have a life hack for that around here somewhere.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Its a sad state of affairs when you can say that Gary Bussey has more self awareness than Segal ever had.

I love hearing the stories of the one time he was on SNL, and why he'll never be invited back. Tom Segura has a great bit/impression of him, too, that is spot on!

Omg, I am not sure Seagal is worse than Busey. That guy is in an alternate reality. He discovered the multiverse before Marvel put it in movies.

We are really lucky with funny people these days that do amazing impressions.

Jesse Ventura is another lunatic. I mean, a hilarious nut of a person, and Will Sasso's impression of him is so perfect.

 

[Bebode]

Omg, I am not sure Seagal is worse than Busey. That guy is in an alternate reality. He discovered the multiverse before Marvel put it in movies.

We are really lucky with funny people these days that do amazing impressions.

Jesse Ventura is another lunatic. I mean, a hilarious nut of a person, and Will Sasso's impression of him is so perfect.

Yeah but Jesse is a “god damn sexual tyrannosaurus”

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yeah but Jesse is a “god damn sexual tyrannosaurus”

Another legend.

 

[MindYaBitness]

yeah apparently if you call 308 555 1234 you’re bound to have a good time

I thought that was 867-5309?

 

[Bebode]

I thought that was 867-5309?

Ahhh Jenny. She’s wonderful and always has a warm bun for a hot dog.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I thought that was 867-5309?

Jenny has to be 70 by now.

But if she's down...

 

[Bry1313]

Jenny has to be 70 by now.

But if she's down...

I’d still bang her

 

[MindYaBitness]

I heard a podcast awhile ago that was basically just what a fraud Segal was. The stories were incredible

I need the details on said podcast, please!

Here's Tom Segura's take,

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’d still bang her

You break it, you bought it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’d still bang her

Esther Perel is my old lady crush, good Lord, she's brilliant, gorgeous and has the cutest Belgium accent!

 

[Bry1313]

I need the details on said podcast, please!

Here's Tom Segura's take,

I think this is it, we listened to it on a road trip so I’m guessing this is the one mg buddy had us listening to

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podca...e-than-youd-ever/id1373812661?i=1000421926086