Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

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Will it rain later?

 

[Sammysub07]

Will it rain later?

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[BrendaBear]

I did it again also, without the sadist questions…

96% Rope bunny
87% Brat
84% Submissive
80% Vanilla
67% Switch

I feel like I got a demotion!

 

[Sammysub07]

Doing it again with the sub questions removed seemed to skew things. My sadist score sank to 34%, which feels at least closer to the truth (probably still too high, really), but turned me into a Shibari expert who gives public displays of my art in the local town square on alternate Sundays

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[Bbl87]

You’re the worst

I mean, no argument in one sense.

I was just saying that response to the dildo that is statistically average all around will probably break some hearts

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ehum.

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[Wand3rlust]

Doing it again with the sub questions removed seemed to skew things. My sadist score sank to 34%, which feels at least closer to the truth (probably still too high, really), but turned me into a Shibari expert who gives public displays of my art in the local town square on alternate Sundays

This Sunday? Or next...

 

[vagrantx]

So you're the one with the Lit time machine! I wondered who had it.

i need a time machine, Mr Wells
i'm on top of the world,
but it should've been someone else..
it feels like i've died in an accident
without time to be afraid or to suffer;
my soul just left

 

[dawn_of_night]

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[UnquietDreams]

Have I missed more questions?

Well, it isn't as if the disappeared. You are still free to find them and then tell us how you aren't answering the questions.

 

[LupineOne]

Too late…this week be stressing me tf out!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Kissing. Kissing is the foreplay to foreplay. It's important.

I absolutely love this answer.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t know. They’re not perfect. They’re quite flawed. Maybe it helps that I’ve also been in the submissive/kink space for a long time? Im active in the local community, attend munches, and classes. I’m definitely very aware of what I like and don’t like.

Have you ever completed the advanced test and eliminated questions you know don’t pertain to you? If not, give it a try and see if it reflects a little more accurately.

Max test>skip what doesn’t pertain to you>and the amount of times you’ve completed it changes some questions and their wording.

I did the longer test excluding the ones that didn't fit. Seemed a bit more accurate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers

Good morning, sweetheart.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pterodactyl

Not a dinosaur, it is a winged reptile. Your answers have been rejected. Please start over. Have a nice day.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Will it rain later?

Yes. Not sure where, but "yes."

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well, it isn't as if the disappeared. You are still free to find them and then tell us how you aren't answering the questions.

I answered them.

*narrows eyes*

 

[UnquietDreams]

I answered them.

*narrows eyes*

* Heart skips a beat, the starts hammering in my chest*

 

[UnquietDreams]

I answered them.

*narrows eyes*

Yes though I am trying to figure out if "10" is how much you love shenanigans, and if so, on what scale (probably metric); or the name of your favorite dinosaur ("Bob" is so overused ); or perhaps it is British for "triceratops," which is the best type of dinosaur.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, sweetheart.

Hey handsome.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes though I am trying to figure out if "10" is how much you love shenanigans, and if so, on what scale (probably metric); or the name of your favorite dinosaur ("Bob" is so overused ); or perhaps it is British for "triceratops," which is the best type of dinosaur.

Yes.

 

[SWR101]

So random, but I feel y'all will appreciate this...

Lately when I build up a static charge, I will say, "Pik-a-chuuuuu!" And as I say "chu" I'll discharge the static on my husband. Kind of curious to see how long it takes the situational conditioning to make him flinch at hearing "pikachu" without the jolt...

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I am so late to this it I actually belly laughed out loud reading this

 

[LupineOne]

@Indie

 

[BrendaBear]

@Indie
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Leather? Dragons? Really!

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[Apisto42]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

Fuck this. I got to 43% and the site crapped out in me. Didn’t want to take anyway. You’re not the boss of me.

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

That’d be telling.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Depends. Sometimes I want one, sometimes the other. It’s like sex, do what’s in the mood.

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

Depends on the author and the book. How closely did the screenwriter try to follow it? Generally there is more info in a book, but if it’s well done on screen it’s fine.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Cancer and other illnesses.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

The ability to cure any physical ailment.
A wallet with never ending local currency.
The ability to teleport.

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Of course.

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

On the physical side? Kissing, necking, oral. I suppose it depends on the definition of foreplay.

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

under boob

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Yesterday. It’s been forever.

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

Love me some shenanigans.

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Anklysaurous was a childhood favorite.