Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

So random, but I feel y'all will appreciate this...

Lately when I build up a static charge, I will say, "Pik-a-chuuuuu!" And as I say "chu" I'll discharge the static on my husband. Kind of curious to see how long it takes the situational conditioning to make him flinch at hearing "pikachu" without the jolt...

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I feel bad about how funny this is.

Not real bad… just a little tiny bit bad.

 

[Bry1313]

What are you gonna do about it?

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[Qky75]

 

[Wand3rlust]

Have I missed more questions?

 

[lavendersilk]

Have I missed more questions?

Yes.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes.

Thank you.

 

[BrendaBear]

Have I missed more questions?

Yes.

Thank you.

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This interaction really cracked me up... why? No idea, it just made me laugh.

 

[Bry1313]

Have I missed more questions?

So much research for her book

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok … it’s time for Get to Know You Round 4!!!


1. Do you have a funny, embarrassing or interesting special talent? If so, what is it?

No. Maybe staring. I'm good at that.

2. If you could ask a time traveller from the future one question, what would you ask them?

I cant answer this without knowing how far from the future. Otherwise it could be something like will it rain later? Or what are tonights lottery numbers. I feel the questions would get deeper, the furthe ahead in time they are from.

3. If given the opportunity to travel to a colony on another planet or moon, but you would never be able to return to Earth.. would you go?

Not a chance. I have enough trouble getting on a plane, no fucking way I'm going into space.

4. Which part of your body do you find the sexiest?

Do I find the sexiest?... I dunno. I get turned on if I think of my nipples. Then I can feel them....

5. If you could bring back one extinct animal or plant .. which would it be and why?

Silphium. To find out why the Greeks went bonkers over it.

 

[Sammysub07]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)

1. What is your BDSM test score?
I love these for the fun in learning things about people but I find there’s so much to be misunderstood or misinterpreted. here’s my fun.

== Results from bdsmtest.org: ==
100% Rope bunny
100% Submissive
91% Voyeur
91% Experimentalist
77% Brat
68% Masochist
55% Exhibitionist
45% Degradee
34% Primal (Prey)
27% Slave
25% Vanilla
22% Non-monogamist
10% Pet
3% Ageplayer
0% Little
0% Switch
https://bdsmtest.org/r/c2mxc9jU


2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave? That’s like answering how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. The world may never know.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

It doesn’t really matter to me. I mean either way, you’re still comparing the two. You’re still going to like one over the other. Why let one or the other be the thief of your joy for the other experience?

I’ve definitely been inspired by watching something to go back to reading the books!

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Hate. It’s so ugly. The lack of empathy and compassion astonishes me daily.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

1. Grant me the patience (we all know I lack this in ) to be the best version of a mother I know how to be.

2. Get. Rid. Of. Daylight. Savings. Time! It doesn’t exist in Japan and the world doesn’t end. Life was happier!

3. Give me someone to do my mountains of laundry until my last day! this probably should have been my first wish!

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?
I’d love to meet many of the people that I’ve met on LIT! I think the conversations, laughter, and play would be awesome! I love meeting new people though!

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Any foreplay! Anything romantic, playful, kinky, and teasing. It’s all part of the overall experience and makes the fun all the better!

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Hands. Fuck me if a guys hands aren’t You can imagine all the things they’d touch. Like a set of lips. Capable of a lot! Also better, IMO than an impact toy!

-Tell me the hands of a musician at their craft isn’t attractive.
-The hands of a pianist dancing across the keys
-A surgeon a perfectionist in their skill
-A man and the places they can…okay, I’ll stop here

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

This morning!

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

If you know me, you know I love sarcasm, jokes, flirting, shenanigans, bedlam, chaos, and all the things! Thank you @crazychemgirl for creating such a fun corner of lit!


10. What is your favourite dinosaur?
Velociraptor

 

[lavendersilk]

77% Brat

 

[Bry1313]

2. Get. Rid. Of. Daylight. Savings. Time! It doesn’t exist in Japan and the world doesn’t end. Life was happier!

I’d ditch standard time, I like later sunsets.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

77% Brat

It's obviously not a perfect test.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

== Results from bdsmtest.org: ==
81% Submissive
80% Switch
65% Rope bunny
57% Brat
55% Voyeur
53% Experimentalist
52% Dominant
47% Non-monogamist
40% Rigger
35% Exhibitionist
34% Primal (Prey)
29% Brat tamer
16% Masochist
9% Slave
6% Daddy/Mommy
6% Owner
5% Primal (Hunter)
4% Master/Mistress
2% Pet
2% Degrader
1% Sadist
0% Ageplayer
0% Degradee
0% Little

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

Nope.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Reading.

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

After.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

N/a

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Peace. And all that goes with it to ensure it continues.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

World Peace.
access to all the answers.
Orgasms.

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

I'd meet quite a few from lit - crush or otherwise.

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Kissing. Kissing is the foreplay to foreplay. It's important.

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Back of my knees.

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Yesterday morning.

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

10.

 

[Sammysub07]

LOL my title and fun make this confusing, huh?

I’m fun and bratty with the besties but definitely not so much with a partner! With a partner I’m more of a flirty brat

 

[Sammysub07]

I’d ditch standard time, I like later sunsets.

Later sunsets means more time to get things done with sunlight, I’m down!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers

 

[Sammysub07]

I don't know that I've seen anyone get 100% on any of those results before.

I don’t know. They’re not perfect. They’re quite flawed. Maybe it helps that I’ve also been in the submissive/kink space for a long time? Im active in the local community, attend munches, and classes. I’m definitely very aware of what I like and don’t like.

Have you ever completed the advanced test and eliminated questions you know don’t pertain to you? If not, give it a try and see if it reflects a little more accurately.

Max test>skip what doesn’t pertain to you>and the amount of times you’ve completed it changes some questions and their wording.

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't know that I've seen anyone get 100% on any of those results before.

I got 100% subbie and 67% rope bunny… 100% brat too. Shocker!

 

[Sammysub07]

Sorry, I wasn't criticising, if that's what you thought. I was just genuinely surprised. When I took the test today I did do the advanced one, but didn't do the elimination thing. It would have taken a lot less time if I had! I might give it a go and see what comes out. Thanks.

Oh I didn’t see it as criticism. I love open dialogue. I think I was just trying explain what may have led to my results. Maybe to help in case anyone else also had the same thoughts about their reuslts.

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t know. They’re not perfect. They’re quite flawed. Maybe it helps that I’ve also been in the submissive/kink space for a long time? Im active in the local community, attend munches, and classes. I’m definitely very aware of what I like and don’t like.

Have you ever completed the advanced test and eliminated questions you know don’t pertain to you? If not, give it a try and see if it reflects a little more accurately.

Max test>skip what doesn’t pertain to you>and the amount of times you’ve completed it changes some questions and their wording.

Oh… I need to go do that!!!

 

[Sammysub07]

I got 100% subbie and 67% rope bunny… 100% brat too. Shocker!

Very true! Your results were like perfect!

 

[Qky75]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

These tests are purely subjective and annoying but

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

If I did, you swore to keep it secret.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Reading but my attention span anymore dictates I fall asleep to both equally

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

Depends usually before. Casting rarely gets the author's vision correct.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Arrogance or Selfishness

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

Unlimited Financial
Unlimited intelligence
Pristine health

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Without hesitation

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

All of the touching and kissing and exploring

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

The small of the back

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Been a hot minute

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

I find myself here a lot so ...

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Pterodactyl

 

[vagrantx]

I don't know that I've seen anyone get 100% on any of those results before.

Ehum.

 

[vagrantx]

You're just trying to prove me wrong...

I got the results yesterday