Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

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Phone memes are Gold tier.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Dang, I have to try this

It really was tasty... just a slightly different texture than you'd get at DQ - but totally customizable... The kids asked if I'd do chocolate ice cream with brownie chunks in it... we haven't tried that one yet

 

[vagrantx]

Anyone who has a kitchen aid stand mixer tried making their own blizzards at home??

I mixed everything in the exact right order, measured it all to within a half-gram, the blend was smooth and I even managed to diffuse the toad-entrails which are notoriously hard, but the weather-witch must have pulled one over on me because the most I could muster was a light breeze...

Flarking scammers.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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This is the most accurate representation of me… there Lit dudes… happy now?

No it isn't! Where are your tattoos?

 

[SWR101]

I mixed everything in the exact right order, measured it all to within a half-gram, the blend was smooth and I even managed to diffuse the toad-entrails which are notoriously hard, but the weather-witch must have pulled one over on me because the most I could muster was a light breeze...

Flarking scammers.

IT WAS YOU!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

It is a little dodgey in here. And I don’t even wanna think about what shape the restrooms are in.

But the code to unlock the door is "666," so you should be fine.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My nutter does like a good fluffer

My dog is staring at me now.

 

[vagrantx]

IT WAS YOU!!!

Vagrant, Conjurer of Mild Annoyances, at your service

https://media.tenor.com/d9PAi5tFIdwAAAAM/esmeralda-bow-down.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone who has a kitchen aid stand mixer tried making their own blizzards at home??

No, I don't have one, but I have thought of trying with the immersion blender. But it would probably get mixed too much.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Vagrant, Conjurer of Mild Annoyances, at your service

https://media.tenor.com/d9PAi5tFIdwAAAAM/esmeralda-bow-down.gif

Butterfly Effect. You conjured yourself a light breeze and Florida got snow.

 

[SWR101]

Vagrant, Conjurer of Mild Annoyances, at your service

https://media.tenor.com/d9PAi5tFIdwAAAAM/esmeralda-bow-down.gif

No you got your ratios right, your aim sucked though. I got a blizzard this week and I live in the sub tropics!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

No, I don't have one, but I have thought of trying with the immersion blender. But it would probably get mixed too much.

You might be able to fluff the ice cream enough with an immersion blender and then fold in the mix-ins by hand??? idk - could work!

 

[MrMakersMark]

You might be able to fluff the ice cream enough with an immersion blender and then fold in the mix-ins by hand??? idk - could work!

Your ice cream talk is making me want to hide all your pants, dresses and shorts.

...double-checks...

Yup. Shenanigans room.
Hiding all of MPs outerwear qualifies.

 

[SWR101]

You might be able to fluff the ice cream enough with an immersion blender and then fold in the mix-ins by hand??? idk - could work!

That’s what I was thinking,

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But the code to unlock the door is "666," so you should be fine.

I thought that was standard practice? It isn’t? Just me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought that was standard practice? It isn’t? Just me?

Wow, that code again? It matches this birthmark I have on my head! What a coincidence!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Wow, that code again? It matches this birthmark I have on my head! What a coincidence!

It is legit my employee number
Who TF decided that was cool??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It is legit my employee number
Who TF decided that was cool??

Tracks

 

[UnquietDreams]

It is legit my employee number
Who TF decided that was cool??

There is an Iron Maiden fan in HR who is very pleased with himself. And obsessed with you...

 

[MrMakersMark]

It is legit my employee number
Who TF decided that was cool??

Umm..
The Dark Lord?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

We did it!!

 

[Mrtenant]

Ok the real world makes me sad … so here’s some interesting questions for you all again today..



Get to Know You Round 3:


1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

LOTR because LOTR

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

NYE in Times Square. Because events are memorable only if you make them memorable. I can say I went to NYE at Times Square or I can say I had some great sex while I was at NYE at Times Square. Much more memorable and a better story.

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

Eyes, I want perfect vision. No surgery, no glasses, no contacts, no laser, none of that shit, just perfect vision.

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

I want to know if Nancy Reagan really was a blowjob queen in her Hollywood days and if ole Ronnie decided that was just too good and married her for it.

5. What animal best represents your personality?

idk, I don't think I resemble critters too much or them me. If I had to pick one- sasquatch? Is that an animal?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

 

[dawn_of_night]

You might be able to fluff the ice cream enough with an immersion blender and then fold in the mix-ins by hand??? idk - could work!

*Nods*
Re freezE before enjoying....
Or it's a little smeary ... Melty like...

 

[crazychemgirl]