Sex & Shenanigans

[peekingone]

Shhhh....

5 in 1 wow........

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Shhhh....

Is that @Azuldrgon ?!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Shhhh....

Mmm.... Babe.... That's more than a cuddle puddle.....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is that @Azuldrgon ?!

*Nods*

 

[Sammysub07]

Have you posted on the “For Yhe Love of Stephen King” thread?

Umm no! I had no idea it was a thing! Time to check it out! Thanks for the info!

 

[Bry1313]

We did it!!
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Getting more than 2 minutes more daylight every day!

 

[BrendaBear]

Getting more than 2 minutes more daylight every day!

What… what do you do in those extra 2 minutes?
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[Bry1313]

1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

Yes

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

I like both, it depends on the movie/book, something like the Godfather had more to it in the move than the book. But generally the book takes you on a better journey

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

No more hunger

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

Good health for loved ones
All the money we need
Piñatas to say “give it to me harder” each time you hit them

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Yes

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Simple kissing

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

The spot just behind the ear, great kissing spot

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

This afternoon

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

So much

Give the the old TRex or Brontosaurus (or does it have a new name?)

 

[Bry1313]

See this just doesn't work in a movie as well.

And also, it's true big dicks should not be wasted on girls with tiny tight vaginas. So ladies with big caves... You know who to DM

They should DM me?

 

[Bry1313]

No. My joke was that I have such a big dick, you'll know once you date me. Cmon.

Jokes are always best after you explain them

 

[Bry1313]

As an aside. This isn't the one I've seen before?

How many dicks has she sent you

 

[Bry1313]

WTF buddy?

I'm right here.

She’s so fickle

 

[Bry1313]

You stole my heart the day I heard you reading fairytales, and I never got it back

Alice in Wonderland is my favorite recorded book

 

[Bry1313]

That one isn't available to ask his permission to show right now

@deefalttwunnyfor has shared so much. I’m sure whoever’s permission you are wondering about would be willing to let him see

 

[vagrantx]

Jokes are always best after you explain them

this is because more people will understand them after an explanation, and then they will laugh. merrily. which is better than if they did not understand them, because then they would not laugh. merrily.

 

[Peter_Out]

1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

89% Non-monogamist
86% Dominant
82% Rigger
78% Exhibitionist
77% Experimentalist
71% Master/Mistress
65% Brat tamer
65% Sadist
62% Primal (Hunter)
60% Voyeur
58% Switch
38% Vanilla
30% Owner
21% Submissive
10% Daddy/Mommy
4% Degrader
0% Ageplayer, Brat, Degradee, Little, Masochist, Pet, Primal (Prey), Rope bunny, Slave

(I still clicked "Agree".)
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2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

Two, but you only published one.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Book.

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

I find I don't enjoy the film/show after, but no idea about before.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Only one thing?

Inequality, then.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

I don't know what those rules are ("No wishes for extra wishes"?)

1. My friend to be healthy
2. Everyone to be able to read the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and think "Yes, that applies to me and my life/situation as a fact rather than being some notional thing."
3. Everyone has a happy and healthy life.

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Wait... which ones? (Oh, come on, it's a yes, of course it's a yes! Whether they'd think the same is a different matter )

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

This is the hardest question of the lot. My instinct is kissing, but... kissing isn't foreplay, or at least doesn't have to be. It's something I enjoy in and of itself. "Enjoy" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.

So I'll just say that I (ahem) "enjoy using my fingers", and leave it at that.

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

The back. For myself, I love my back being stroked, and I love a toned back on a woman (the first time I saw a female rock climber was embarrassing!)

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

A couple of nights ago, to give me a push into sleep. I've really slowed down lately, and I miss it From several times a day to a couple of times a week is shocking.

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

I know almost everyone else has said T Rex - and Marc Bolan was certainly my 20th Century Boy - but for me it's Stegosaurus. The perverts who answered triceratops are just trying to say that they have triple penetration fantasies.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How many dicks has she sent you

Not nearly enough
Jk, 2 by my count. 0 in approximately a year though. Real slacker over there

 

[Bry1313]

Oh I've been very very very bad

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[JustAnotherFlower]

So random, but I feel y'all will appreciate this...

Lately when I build up a static charge, I will say, "Pik-a-chuuuuu!" And as I say "chu" I'll discharge the static on my husband. Kind of curious to see how long it takes the situational conditioning to make him flinch at hearing "pikachu" without the jolt...

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[LostHorizon]

Getting more than 2 minutes more daylight every day!

And daylight savings or whatever it is is about six weeks away.

We did it!!
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Actually we didn’t do anything. It’s just the earth spinning, wobbling and rotating around the sun. All we are doing is going along for the ride.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So random, but I feel y'all will appreciate this...

Lately when I build up a static charge, I will say, "Pik-a-chuuuuu!" And as I say "chu" I'll discharge the static on my husband. Kind of curious to see how long it takes the situational conditioning to make him flinch at hearing "pikachu" without the jolt...

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[LostHorizon]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

I don’t have time for that crap. But if I did there is no doubt my score would be superior, same as my IQ score.

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

Yes, and you never believe them.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Depends on the movie and depends on the book.

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

The books are always better. I prefer reading the book first.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

Yes, the books are usually way better.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Slow fucking drivers in the left lane.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

I don’t have time for multi part questions. I’ll have to get back to you.

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Yes

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Kissing, leading up to the handsy stuff, fingering hand jobs etc.

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Belly button

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Yesterday afternoon.

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

By shenanigans do you mean this thread, or just general shenanigans?

Triceritops because it’s easy to spell and they are plant eaters who will fuck you up if you mess with them.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Piss goes in the balls. Balls go in the pussy. Piss goes in the pussy. Dick’s in the pussy, @TXRafe ‘s dick.

And balls apparently.

Were you already drunk at 5pm???

WTF buddy?

I'm right here.

Buddy??? Buddy???
Yes, WTF

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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What are you gonna do about it?