Sex & Shenanigans

Umm…I started to suspect as much the 2nd time my vagina LAUNCHED a (somewhat heavy) solid jelly dildo about 18ish inches toward the foot of my bed 😅🚀


I’ve had a cold/cough/sore throat for over 3 weeks now. Take some cough syrup (the kind that has a cough suppressant without an expectorant), suck a cough drop and suppress the urge to moan and you will survive without triggering a coughing fit and/or death!
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2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?
Maybe once... or twice. I can't remember.
3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?
Reading a book.
Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
Before.
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?
Yes. The book tends to be better.
4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?
Take away organized religion.
5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)
Bring back a deceased loved one for one day.
Bring back a deceased pet for one day.
World peace.
6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?
I'm not sure. Probably. I did wish they lived a little closer, but that's what planes are for.
7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?
Touching/groping/pinching.
8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?
No. I'm not... no.
9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?
This morning.
10. How much do you love Shenanigans
I've never met them. No clue.
10. What is your favourite dinosaur?
Brontosaurus. I loved Land Before Time.
 
What if they come back Quantum Leap style but only I know who they really are?
Okay, did you ever see the last episode of Quantum Leap. Not only did they go with just the text, "Sam Becket never made it home," they spelled his fucking name wrong. It is Beckett. It is your own damn show! Is that how few fucks you give for people who watched this for years and won you 18 fucking Emmys?

Sorry, sore spot...
 
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