Sex & Shenanigans

[lindi_85]

You stole that from Salty!

Who totally stole it from me

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Who totally stole it from me

And you stole it from that 70s show!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I took that a long time ago, it told me what I already kind if knew, that I'm a sub who will probably try anything once, and I'm not into age play or degradation

 

[UnquietDreams]

And you stole it from that 70s show!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Umm…I started to suspect as much the 2nd time my vagina LAUNCHED a (somewhat heavy) solid jelly dildo about 18ish inches toward the foot of my bed


I’ve had a cold/cough/sore throat for over 3 weeks now. Take some cough syrup (the kind that has a cough suppressant without an expectorant), suck a cough drop and suppress the urge to moan and you will survive without triggering a coughing fit and/or death!

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[JustAnotherFlower]

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You would enjoy it way too much.
How's tomorrow night sound?

Oh I've been very very very bad

Mhrm... and just for that, I'm getting the blacklight.

Who totally stole it from me

Spankings for everyone!

 

[lindi_85]

And you stole it from that 70s show!

Fair. It’s a the circle of life
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[UnquietDreams]

Oh I've been very very very bad

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[lindi_85]

You would enjoy it way too much.
How's tomorrow night sound?

Mhrm... and just for that, I'm getting the blacklight.

Spankings for everyone!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hm. Your balls go inside????

Piss goes in the balls. Balls go in the pussy. Piss goes in the pussy. Dick’s in the pussy, @TXRafe ‘s dick.

And balls apparently.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Piss goes in the balls. Balls go in the pussy. Piss goes in the pussy. Dick’s in the pussy, @TXRafe’s dick.

And balls apparently.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t look at me. It’s his kink.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

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That's... god.. I really want to eat a peach now.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don’t look at me. It’s his kink.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don’t look at me. It’s his kink.

Well you don't have to say it out loud!

Smash it down deep inside.

Um, the words, not Rafey-bear's dick, just to be clear.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's... god.. I really want to eat a peach now.

I say that all day long...

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Well you don't have to say it out loud!

Smash it down deep inside.

Um, the words, not Rafey-bear's dick, just to be clear.

There's bear dick now?

*goes off to look at monster dildos*

 

[lavendersilk]

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

Maybe once... or twice. I can't remember.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Reading a book.

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

Before.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

Yes. The book tends to be better.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Take away organized religion.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

Bring back a deceased loved one for one day.
Bring back a deceased pet for one day.
World peace.

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

I'm not sure. Probably. I did wish they lived a little closer, but that's what planes are for.

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Touching/groping/pinching.

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

No. I'm not... no.

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

This morning.

10. How much do you love Shenanigans

I've never met them. No clue.

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Brontosaurus. I loved Land Before Time.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bring back a deceased loved one for one day.
Bring back a deceased pet for one day.
World peace.

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[lavendersilk]

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I knew I fucked up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I knew I fucked up.

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It's okay.

It just violates the natural order is all, throwing the balance of life and death into chaos and bringing the end to not only life as we know it, but all existence.

So no big woop.

 

[lavendersilk]

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It's okay.

It just violates the natural order is all, throwing the balance of life and death into chaos and bringing the end to not only life as we know it, but all existence.

So no big woop.

What if they come back Quantum Leap style but only I know who they really are?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I always suspected you were more fun than @Indie

WTF buddy?

I'm right here.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What if they come back Quantum Leap style but only I know who they really are?

Okay, did you ever see the last episode of Quantum Leap. Not only did they go with just the text, "Sam Becket never made it home," they spelled his fucking name wrong. It is Beckett. It is your own damn show! Is that how few fucks you give for people who watched this for years and won you 18 fucking Emmys?

Sorry, sore spot...

 

[UnquietDreams]

WTF buddy?

I'm right here.

Oh, all three of you should kiss and make out. Up. Up, out..up to you.