Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

.... you don't visit my thread often, do you?
Been there.. done that. Now, ante up.

Is it still posted? AFAF

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

.... you don't visit my thread often, do you?
Been there.. done that. Now, ante up.

Hold on. I have to spend some time on your thread first

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hold on. I have to spend some time on your thread first

If you find it and link it... you'll be generously compensated

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean… @deefalttwunnyfor would have been a good choice also.

'good' is doing some seriously heavy lifting in that sentence

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you find it and link it... you'll be generously compensated

With dick or butthole?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

With dick or butthole?

First of all, I'm a classy gentleman.
Second of all, it's the ladies choice

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it still posted? AFAF

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNDUyMmJvNXZkdXg5Z2NsY2YxbnRpcWV3NXQ0YmN5d3E5OTQxeGN1MCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l378gODdla75xN0CA/giphy.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Again… HOW DO WE KNOW IF WE HAVE TINY TIGHT VAGINAS?!!!

Send me a pic and I'll let you know.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

And by someone I mean probably @Indie

I'm not that girl anymore.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

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You stole that from Salty!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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What? A guy can't ask if there's viewable butthole on the internet anymore? This place used to be fun!

 

[UnquietDreams]

You stole that from Salty!

Oh, no, Red is my spirit animal some days.

He could have stolen it from me...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm not that girl anymore.

I've been trying to turn over that leaf this year too! So far, 0 buttholes sent. This point last year that number was already in the teens

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

.... you don't visit my thread often, do you?
Been there.. done that. Now, ante up.

Are you kidding me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you kidding me?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeDFwZHkxdzlzbXJ5cHpjdmdpb21jcGg4ZnV6Y2UxYXR6am55cXlrNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xTiIzIJgV0m3QcNzck/giphy.gif

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Are you kidding me?

It's been a long time since you, Shy, and I took a bath together... just saying.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

I took that a long time ago, it told me what I already kind if knew, that I'm a sub who will probably try anything once, and I'm not into age play or degradation

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

Yep, several!

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Movies are more social, I like to go with friends or with my spouse/family. Books are me time!

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

A. Before, so I'm not correcting the film the entire time. Or, if I've read the books, I like there to be at least a year to pass before I watch the film.
B. Outlander, the books are AMAZING

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

That women would be treated as intellectual peers.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

-stop Hitler's mom from ever conceiving
-end famen
-total mind control of world leaders

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

You betcha!

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Massage

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

If you massage my ankles & calves I'll be absolute putty in your hands.

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Monday...it's killing me. I've been really sick this week and I'm afraid if I orgasm I'll cough to death and/or pass-out.

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Love me some shenanigans and my favorite dinosaur is the pachycephalosaurus

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It's been a long time since you, Shy, and I took a bath together... just saying.

You should get the water ready

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[JustAnotherFlower]

You should get the water ready

Yes, ma'am.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If you find it and link it... you'll be generously compensated

Sorry I got distracted by her latest video and came before I found the butthole

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

First of all, I'm a classy gentleman.
Second of all, it's the ladies choice

Dick and butthole

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm not that girl anymore.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

.... you don't visit my thread often, do you?
Been there.. done that. Now, ante up.

This is a totally legitimate measurement ladies

https://ibb.co/k6Mbnh0