Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

“I turn down chicks left and right”

“Your chicks are your left and right”



Bahahahahahahahahahaha this movie is absolute genius.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think that a subplot (that was about 15% of the book) on how Kay got into an affair with Sonny because she had a large vagina and couln't get satisfaction from her lovers, and he was packing serious heat, may have scarred me, as I can still remember that 30 years later.

See this just doesn't work in a movie as well.

And also, it's true big dicks should not be wasted on girls with tiny tight vaginas. So ladies with big caves... You know who to DM

 

[UnquietDreams]

That comparison of pink to brown eyes has hurt my soul forever

Your aspirator for collecting insects is pink?

That is sooooo cute!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That comparison of pink to brown eyes has hurt my soul forever

It's okay baby. Nothing to be ashamed of

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do they though?

Yes, definitely.
Most probably
Very likely
Maybe
Possibly

 

[crazychemgirl]

See this just doesn't work in a movie as well.

And also, it's true big dicks should not be wasted on girls with tiny tight vaginas. So ladies with big caves... You know who to DM

How do you know if you have a large or small vagina?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

“I turn down chicks left and right”

“Your chicks are your left and right”



Bahahahahahahahahahaha this movie is absolute genius.

I haven't seen Clerks 3 yet, but I adore the second one. Surprisingly poignant about friendships

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How do you know if you have a large or small vagina?

Have a date with me and let me help you measure?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I haven't seen Clerks 3 yet, but I adore the second one. Surprisingly poignant about friendships

The 3rd wasn’t as good as the 2nd but it has some good moments

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have a date with me and let me help you measure?

And how are you measuring?


Are we using a measuring tape?

Or are we laying out a table of increasingly sized dildos and starting from small to large?

Cuz I feel like both methods might have flaws.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Have a date with me and let me help you measure?

Didn't we figure this out when you were cup shopping?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And also, it's true big dicks should not be wasted on girls with tiny tight vaginas. So ladies with big caves... You know who to DM

I would like to take the counterside to this point.
Ladies with tiny, tight vaginas you who to DM
BUT NOT BECAUSE OF THE INVERSE OF HER ORIGINAL POINT. I SWEAR. IT'S FINE.

 

[UnquietDreams]

See this just doesn't work in a movie as well.

Brazzers disagrees.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And how are you measuring?


Are we using a measuring tape?

Or are we laying out a table of increasingly sized dildos and starting from small to large?

Cuz I feel like both methods might have flaws.

No. My joke was that I have such a big dick, you'll know once you date me. Cmon.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Didn't we figure this out when you were cup shopping?

*Throws a wad of paper at you

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

No. My joke was that I have such a big dick, you'll know once you date me. Cmon.

*waits for proof*

 

[UnquietDreams]

And how are you measuring?


Are we using a measuring tape?

Or are we laying out a table of increasingly sized dildos and starting from small to large?

Cuz I feel like both methods might have flaws.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdjd5MWoxb2J5MG4xc3NxNXNob25wODZhMDB6eWJoOXJwYWNwODhhZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/OnJLRvXvAmvPW/giphy.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

*waits for proof*

I'll post my dick if someone posts butthole

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would like to take the counterside to this point.
Ladies with tiny, tight vaginas you who to DM
BUT NOT BECAUSE OF THE INVERSE OF HER ORIGINAL POINT. I SWEAR. IT'S FINE.

Again… HOW DO WE KNOW IF WE HAVE TINY TIGHT VAGINAS?!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And by someone I mean probably @Indie

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Again… HOW DO WE KNOW IF WE HAVE TINY TIGHT VAGINAS?!!!

A micropeen looks pretty good to you

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'll post my dick if someone posts butthole

.... you don't visit my thread often, do you?
Been there.. done that. Now, ante up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No. My joke was that I have such a big dick, you'll know once you date me. Cmon.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdzVuZGc1dWNsZXowaHAwZXp3OHNpeXQwaW5tdDJ4bGwxcndtYjB0dCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/TK4lSWZNA1ACBDZizY/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

And by someone I mean probably @Indie

I mean… @deefalttwunnyfor would have been a good choice also.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Again… HOW DO WE KNOW IF WE HAVE TINY TIGHT VAGINAS?!!!

I can try a visual inspection but usually I have to really feel it to tell