Sex & Shenanigans

Well, we had one kink test we tried on here that was pretty...odd. I was listed as very vanilla because I was only into dominance and rope play, not fucking a zombie who was devouring me at the same time and the like.
And then it was making comparisons based on it's "kink level" against horrible historical figures. Like, really, really horrible, monstrous historical figures in really tasteless ways.

We didn't like that one so much as a group...
 
definitely could be, my level of kink just also isnt that high...i just like to fuck and get my partners off...throw in some foreplay and cuddling 🤭
The test defined vanilla as liking standard sex and relationship models. It would have to extrapolate that from other answers, I suppose.
 
1. What is your BDSM test score?
== Results from bdsmtest.org: ==
100% Switch
93% Voyeur
87% Experimentalist
84% Non-monogamist
82% Submissive
78% Vanilla
74% Rigger
70% Dominant
63% Exhibitionist
63% Brat

No idea what half this meant… 🤷‍♂️

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?
No im boring, we’ve been other this as nauseum…
3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?
Honestly depends on how busy I am at the moment
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?
3a: definitely before reading, I get upset at most changes to the source material, even if I ultimately agree with them
3b: yes, I got into Dune because if the 2000 Sci-Fi miniseries of Dune and the 2004-ish adaptation of Messiah/Children
4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?
Poverty and hunger, not everyone needs to be rich, but no one should be hungry
5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
1. Significantly More efficient nuclear reactors
2. Functional VR
3. Reset climate stats to pre industrial age with all industrial benefits
6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?
Without question
7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?
Cuddling
8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?
Hair, dont know, just do
9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?
Yesterday
10. How much do you love shenanigans?
All the much
 
1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part
This is from over a year ago and has probably(definitely) changed. Everyone's scores change over time... I have my results from 2018 and it is almost completely different.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==(2023)
100% Switch
94% Rope bunny
90% Voyeur
85% Brat
83% Experimentalist
83% Rigger
79% Submissive
70% Dominant
63% Vanilla
60% Sadist
55% Exhibitionist
53% Degradee
53% Brat tamer
50% Masochist
47% Degrader
45% Master/Mistress
40% Owner
35% Non-monogamist
15% Primal (Hunter)
6% Daddy/Mommy
6% Slave
3% Pet
0% Ageplayer
0% Boy/Girl
0% Primal (Prey)
 
Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part
Experimentalist: 100%
Hunter: 100%
Submissive: 100%
Brat: 100%
Owner: 83%
Rigger: 83%
Slave: 67%
Degradee: 67%
Rope Bunny: 67%


2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?
Yep, several

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?
Movie

Follow up questions:
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?
I have, but it has been years. I think I read several Stephen King books after seeing the movies. I think the book was better.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?
People stop being so fucking divisive over stuff they made up as being true.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)
Don’t make me think that hard! I don’t know. 🤣🤣
BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?
Absolutely
7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?
Kissing all over their body

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?
Feet! I never would have thought a foot could be sexual at all. 🤷‍♀️
9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?
Been awhile.. a couple weeks ago, I think.

10. How much do you love shenanigans?
Shenanigans is the best thing since that t rex ate that lawyer.
10. What is your favourite dinosaur?
T rex. Duh! 🤣🤣🤣
 
This is from over a year ago and has probably(definitely) changed. Everyone's scores change over time... I have my results from 2018 and it is almost completely different.
Isn't that cool? I saved the results from that three times now, about a year apart. Very cool seeing the changes... which for me seemed pretty accurate.

At least for the ones I know what f they're talking about. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)

1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part
== Results from bdsmtest.org: ==
100% Switch
67% Rope bunny
65% Dominant
57% Masochist
56% Rigger
52% Voyeur
51% Experimentalist
48% Vanilla
45% Submissive
36% Primal (Prey)
31% Non-monogamist
29% Sadist
26% Brat
24% Daddy/Mommy
22% Brat tamer
19% Primal (Hunter)
19% Exhibitionist
16% Ageplayer
10% Pet
7% Owner
6% Slave
6% Master/Mistress
2% Degrader
0% Degradee
0% Little
2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?
Nope
3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?
Movie...
Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?
No.
4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?
Hate. I would like to see a world that didn't have hate...
5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)
Uh.
BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?
Fuck yeah...
7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?
Kissing. Maybe I'm easy but that's usually all it takes.... I also like touch...
8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?
Eyes. They usually talk to me the most...
9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?
Uh, Wednesday? I think...
10. How much do you love shenanigans?
I mean... As much as I love .... Wait....
OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?
Toothless! Wait. He's a dragon.... Uhm....
Spike.
 
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Hm, I suppose it depends. If I have 5 hours I prefer to read. If I have 1 hr I prefer to watch.

Book first, if I have any interest in reading it

I read Fight Club after seeing it… movie was better

1. Equitable distribution of the world’s resources
2. A sense of communal belonging for all people
3. No more mosquitoes

I’m not sure…

Being fingered

This morning

So much. Where else would I learn about vagankles?

Pachycephalosaurus
Fight Club is the only movie that I've never seen that I thought was better than the book.
 
Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

I'm too lazy to take it again but I feel like the first time was not accurate at all

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

I can either confirm nor deny any allegations

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?
A good books really beats a good movie at this point in my life. But it also typically takes more time to get into a book and I get so sleepy. So sometimes a under 30 minute show is all I can manage


Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
Watch the movie AFTER the book. Always. I think one of the best things about reading is your mind can fill in a lot of the things that you can't while watching a movie.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?
Sometimes I'm more interested in reading a book if I know a show or movie is going to come out based off of it. Usually just because those are books with interesting stories.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Our climate future

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)
1) no more human violence
2) everyone I love lives a healthy long happy life
3) make it easy for everyone to tell what in the news is fact, opinion, or plain lies

BONUS questions:
6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?
Yes
7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?
Kissing and nipple play
8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Arms
9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?
A couple of hours ago
10. How much do you love shenanigans?
Love is such a strong word

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?
Trex cause they have funny arms
 
Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part
Was it ok to fib on the age part?

== Results from bdsmtest.org: ==
93% Switch
92% Voyeur
89% Experimentalist
81% Dominant
81% Non-monogamist
80% Submissive
76% Rigger
76% Rope bunny
74% Exhibitionist
72% Brat
66% Vanilla
65% Brat tamer
61% Master/Mistress
57% Slave
54% Primal (Prey)
35% Primal (Hunter)
30% Owner
20% Pet
10% Degrader
9% Daddy/Mommy
6% Degradee
5% Sadist
0% Ageplayer
0% Little
0% Masochist
2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?
Twice
3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?
Movie 100%
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?
Fight Club is the only one that comes to mind. I liked the movie more, but the book did have like 2-3 parts that I wish the movie included
4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?
The climate. Figure out how to make it like 60 degrees at the coldest and 80 at the hottest
5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)
Make me perpetually 26
$$$$
Immortality for family/friends
6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?
Of course. They just live so far away
7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?
You know that moment where you're both smiling and you know you're both into it and the vibe is right?
8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?
The butt
9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?
Like 20 hours ago. But who's counting?
10. How much do you love shenanigans?
I like it a lot. Sometimes it gets a bit too wild, but on the whole it's pretty amazing
 
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