Like Me, Have You Ever

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No. I'm not a big party person so it never, er, came up.

LMHYE really enjoyed a particular sexual experience and then had a repeat denied to you ever after?

Yup. More than one.

LMHYE been blackmailed by the pictures you've sent someone?

 

[bobb_sledd]

No, but I had some photos that I'd sent to someone turn up on a public site, which was disconcerting. To say the least. No faces, but the interior of the place I lived was identifiable, so potentially friends and family could have seen far more of me than they wanted to.

LMHYE decided "Well I'm not going to do that again!" (whatever "that" is for you)?

I have, and I went back to see her a number of times afterwards.

LMHYE forgotten to return a library book?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I have, and I went back to see her a number of times afterwards.

LMHYE forgotten to return a library book?

Nope

LMHYE fantasized about an in-law?

 

[masterslave00]

Nope

LMHYE fantasized about an in-law?

Yes and even made it cum true by fucking my wife's sister.

LMHYE fucked with in-law?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yes and even made it cum true by fucking my wife's sister.

LMHYE fucked with in-law?

No.

LMHYE caused accidental bleeding from a sexual activity?

 

[munch2much]

No.

LMHYE caused accidental bleeding from a sexual activity?

I have. In both of us

HYE ever farted during 69. Just to be clear, any amount of times, not specifically 69 times.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Not even once

LMHYE left this site vowing never to return, but guess what!!

Yup. More than once.

LMHYE left Lit because some people went out of their way to ruin everyone else's experience?

 

[munch2much]

Yup. More than once.

LMHYE left Lit because some people went out of their way to ruin everyone else's experience?

Yes, I got a lit stalker who started tracking me down off lit. Not a good experience. Had to change profiles twice after removing the pics from my pic thread.
These days I’m a very low profile usually.

HYE posted a pic and regretted it?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yes, I got a lit stalker who started tracking me down off lit. Not a good experience. Had to change profiles twice after removing the pics from my pic thread.
These days I’m a very low profile usually.

HYE posted a pic and regretted it?

Every damn one!

LMHYE shared a bed with more than 2 people?

 

[Olderwiserdom]

Yes. Lake Michigan in March.

 

[munch2much]

Every damn one!

LMHYE shared a bed with more than 2 people?

My friend was one side, me the other. 5 German girls inbetween. Zero sex.

LMHYE been smuggled into or out of a building

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

My friend was one side, me the other. 5 German girls inbetween. Zero sex.

LMHYE been smuggled into or out of a building

Negative

LMHYE helped a friend go sex toy shopping?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Negative

LMHYE helped a friend go sex toy shopping?

I have.

LMHYE engaged the clerk in a sex toy shop in conversation regarding the choice of toys and she/he shared their personal experiences with various toys?

 

[wrodgers89]

No

LMHYE had sex with someone either twice or half your age?

Not half mine. I’ve always had a thing for mature women. Probably the biggest gap for me was when I was 24 and had a wild night with a woman who picked me up at the bar. She was on vacation to celebrate her divorce and led me to her hotel room by my crotch. She was a stunning 48. We had sex twice that night and she woke me up two more times for 3 and 4.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I have.

LMHYE engaged the clerk in a sex toy shop in conversation regarding the choice of toys and she/he shared their personal experiences with various toys?

Since you asked the last question....
Yes, it was actually really helpful.

LMHYE went toy shopping with a friend and then ended up actually using it with them?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Yes I have. My best friend Clara and I are very sexually open with each other.

Since you asked the last question....
Yes, it was actually really helpful.

LMHYE went toy shopping with a friend and then ended up actually using it with them?

LMHYE Had sex with a friend and in a public space

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yes I have. My best friend Clara and I are very sexually open with each other.


LMHYE Had sex with a friend and in a public space

No, but sounds wonderful.

LMHYE caught a roommate watching porn?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

No, but sounds wonderful.

LMHYE caught a roommate watching porn?

Yes both men and women.

LMHYE been to an adult theatre?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yes both men and women.

LMHYE been to an adult theatre?

No, I don't even know where the closest one would be.

LMHYE had to use something from the kitchen for lube?

 

[awired50]

OIL

LMHYE bought you own masturbation lube?

 

[being_sassy]

OIL

LMHYE bought you own masturbation lube?

not yet..
LMHY helped your friend to have sex with someone he/she wanted?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE had a one night stand?

 

[munch2much]

Twice I think. It’s not top of my list of things to do.

LMHYE had sex in a car park on a busy public street?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE been caught having sex in a car?

 

[munch2much]

Yes

LMHYE been caught having sex in a car?

Sadly several times. Someone set fireworks off next to us once!! Nearly shat myself.

LMHYE dated someone who enjoyed the risk of getting caught?