Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't know if these are wide enough, but if I'm willing to try squeeze cheese, you know I'm gonna give this one a whirl!

Doooooo itttt!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It fills me with so many emotions. Joy, laughter, 'awwwwww', jealousy, a tinge of sadness but no so much that it's actually acknowlegeable over the other ones, horniness, yes that's a word; fuck you red squiggly line things

Okay if you really want him, I'll share custody. Be prepared for a lot of annoying and don't say i didn't warn you

 

[Bbl87]

At this point I don't think it really matters...

Anything is a dildo if you're brave (or horny) enough.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Was cactus really the FIRST thing????

I wasn't there. Ask @Mr_bogey?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I never did the pop rocks thing. Probably because I'm still just in my sexy 20s

Wait, what?!?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you know how long it took for me to learn this? So many ruined household items

I thought it was your sense of humor? And/or perfectly sized, shaped, and angled dong?

I said GREATEST strength, I got a few.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Where our lips gently touch?

Exactly! I'm willing to forego the 'gently' part?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait, what?!?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell!

 

[UnquietDreams]

At this point I don't think it really matters...

Oh, I love you...

 

[Bry1313]

They are the cutest, aren’t they

Gross

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell!

Psssst … pop rocks aren’t the quiet snack.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Anything is a dildo if you're brave (or horny) enough.

Hm... I don't think that can be a dildo

 

[UnquietDreams]

Where our lips gently touch?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay if you really want him, I'll share custody. Be prepared for a lot of annoying and don't say i didn't warn you

I’ll share but do I have to do sexy stuff?

 

[Bbl87]

I've read that if it is somewhat angled upwards that during doggystyle it hits a g spot perfectly. I don't know, I've never found it. Mine's all off to the left. Stupid left-handedness and teenage years. And 20s. And 30s. Goddamn it I love margaritas

I think it's slightly angled up in missionary for the G spot? If you you can hit deep enough also helps with "P" or "A" spot if she happens to like that, ha.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Doooooo itttt!

I just put fruit roll upstairs & Frruit by the Foot on my grocery order. Standby.

 

[Bry1313]

The length really helps act as a handle.
Or I've been told. What's the equivalent of AFAF here?

@Indie can you help out here too?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll share but do I have to do sexy stuff?

Yes. Especially with his big bendy dick

 

[SWR101]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Which lips?



Would you call your butthole the anus lips?

 

[Bbl87]

Hm... I don't think that can be a dildo

Pornhub and/or Redgifs beg to differ.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Okay if you really want him, I'll share custody. Be prepared for a lot of annoying and don't say i didn't warn you

Hmmmm have you tried giving him treats?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sticking a feather up my ass doesn’t make me a chicken, or it a sex toy,

No, not sticking it up your ass makes you chicken.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes. Especially with his big bendy dick

Only if it’s the right angle.

 

[Bry1313]

I can’t figure out why you don’t exude authority