Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

horny detective part VI.1

I crossed the bar, escaping the nauseating smell. "Jason you asshole Come over here" I yelled. The foul man scurried, rat like to my side and began squealing about drugs and the river. I looked at the SOB at the bar, but assumed he wanted a romp in the hay.

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pomegranate

artistic

presumption
 
The sadistic artist drew on his living canvass. Many artistic lines the red color of the flesh of a pomegranate on her pale and soft skin were drawn on the presumption that all would appreciate his artistry and her love of suffering and their mutual love of pain.


Unruly

Appreciative

Sensual
 
unruly, appreciative, sensual

It was quite unfortunate that the sexy detective had finished her work and was leaving the bar with her other associate. His unruly looks next to her sensuous demeanor made them quite a silly looking pair. Perhaps her investigation will bring us together again...what could she be investigating?


gem

passion

firelight
 
horny detective part vii

Outside, I quickly questioned the little worm and eventually gleaned one gem of information; Gallant had been seen in town once again. I have been on a passionate hunt for Tom Gallant for years, I thought remembering his mocking eyes looking at me through the firelight from his first arson.



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double

imperative

grandstand
 
Double, Imperative, Grandstand

She shouted, ‘On the double’! It is imperative we all have a grandstand view. Now watch the forthcoming action! The master baker entered the arena with a flourish, produced his tackle, then gasped as everyone, ramming their mid leg joint into his bits asked him, is this what you need?

Perhaps these words will put things in perspective.


Polymerise

Perpetuate

Pentacle
 
horny detective part viii

Gallant usually wore black gothic dress and affected an iron pentacle in an attempt to polymerize styles. I paid my rat and seeing no reason to perpetuate our contact, started walking to help me think. Tomorrow I would check the town for a hint of where Tommy might be hiding.


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Biblical

Lawn

periodic
 
Getting Silly

Biblical, Lawn, periodic

A moss infected lawn of biblical proportions can be cured using fulminate of mercury. Check your periodic tables then ask at Boots (Chemist) for enough to suffice. Sprinkle liberally and when finished hit sharply with spade. The resultant explosion will totally eradicate the moss, grass, house and your good self.

Don’t try that at home kiddies.

Try this

Bunsen

Petard

Albatross
 
horny detective part ix

bunsen petard albatross

My thoughts returned to the redheaded albatross I had met at Gino's cafe that afternoon. Had I been hoist by my own petard? Was she actually a streetwalker? I decided to find her and put her to the litmus test, rake her over the bunsen burner and get the truth.



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rattlesnake

constipated

marinate
 
rattlesnake, constipated; marinate

After the sensuous detective left, I talked to a redhead friend. She told me that rattlesnake Tom was back. She was constipated with fear that he would cook her without marinade as he had threatened in the past. I told her to move her stuff to my flat for safety.


cubic

triathlete

lustfull
 
horny detective part x.1

Performing a quick search of the area, I easily located my target at a bookstore, the kind of bookstore with cubicals rather than racks of books. Watching with lustful eyes, I couldn't help but notice that she had the body of a triathelete. I must have her, tonight if possible.


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precognition

parasitic

presumptive
 
precognition, parasitic, presumptive

It was presumptive of her to think that Tom Gallant was unable to locate her before she found him. His link to the parasitic underground and precognition that he was being hunted had kept him alive through many exploits. He moved improving his view of her departure from the bookstore.


larvae

transvestite

literary
 
Your Move

Precognition, parasitic, presumptive

I researched the broad on the net using my wap phone. As I waited to connect I dozed. Waking suddenly a moment of precognition then I knew. It was all there, she was a he, the parasitic pimp and heir presumptive to the enclave of Gonadstein. had fooled us all.

Occiput

Hedonistic

Cadaveric

Are these words more suitable Ma’am
 
horny detective part xi

I picked up a copy of a seedy text, pornographic drivel pretending to be a tranvestite literary publication and feigned interest. I followed my targeted redhead, feeling like some kind of sexual larvae feeding on the wake of her beauty. Gallant would have to wait, this lust would not keep.


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apartment,

cunnilingus (this twist pretty transparent)

handcuffs (not unexpected either)
 
Brilliant entries all, but a reminder not to let this become a "chain story". It will make it difficult for others to jump in and play and will ultimately dissolve into a roleplay.

Have fun...
~Maid
 
apartment, cunnilingus, handcuffs

I watched the detective trail the redhead from the bookstore. I trailed them to the redheads basement apartment. I watched the redhead handcuff the detective to the bed. Cunnilingus was not possible, with this redhead transvestite. Things became interesting for the captive detective.

freedom

dream

reality
 
reality, dream, freedom

Maid of Marvels previous posting advised me to revise my dream of finishing this little story. The reality is that I have the freedom to do whatever I wish, but will adhere to her wishes as this was originally her thread. Therefore I have chosen to end the story now.

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noose

marvelous

virginal
 
Re: reality, dream, freedom

kbate said:
Maid of Marvels previous posting advised me to revise my dream of finishing this little story. The reality is that I have the freedom to do whatever I wish, but will adhere to her wishes as this was originally her thread. Therefore I have chosen to end the story now.

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noose

marvelous

virginal



Awesome
 
noose, marvelous, virginal

She beckoned saucily with her finger. Her virginal sexual charms prompting wild and marvelous thoughts as he realized it was he that she signaled. His mind was swimming with fantasy, until the noose she placed around his neck shattered all thought. She chuckled at his fear, as she completed her ritual.


old

marginal

cataclysmic
 
old marginal cataclysmic

Why should he continue? She told him his skills were marginal at best. Yet here they are again, doing what feels good. She presses herself harder against him, telling him she is near that cataclysmic point of pleasure. His lips continue to caress her with an old skill she enjoys.

whisper fundamental charismatic
 
Whisper, fundamental, charismatic

She was a bitch and knew it. It was fundamental it was the only reason she was here. Oh yes perhaps you could say she was charismatic however the real reason was more basic. She heard a sound, a whisper, then the dog mounted her by the puppy farm sign.

Canon

Canton

Catafalque
 
Canon, Canton, Catafalque

In a canton of Switzerland, the church’s catafalque was missing its coffin – lying on top of it instead was a woman who wearily watched the canon circle her. She really was growing ever so tired of these virgin ‘sacrifices’. It was her third this week.

aga, clogs, telegraph
 
aga, clogs, telegraph

The Aga has been waiting all day for the telegram from Turkey to give him his guidance. Finally, it arrives as he is telling his companion "Ohhhhh this time with the clogs on...." She smiles, secretly photographs the telegram, and incapacitates him with those oh so desired clogs.

rubber

blindfold

pea-shooter
 
Robert found himself naked, his eyes covered with a rubber blindfold, and chained to a cold brick wall. He heard the click of stiletto heels coming toward him, and then a long fingernail flicked his exposed cock. "What is this, a peashooter?" came the cruel, sultry voice of the Domme.

Next up:

rapier
grapefruit
snowman

:kiss: :rose: :kiss:

Leetah
 
rapier
grapefruit
snowman


It was cold with an icy wind whipping up the snow. Man he was glad he had broken his fast with a grapefruit. His rapier hung shrunken and useless in its sheath, he looked round, what could he use to build the snowman for his children. Yes, of course, snow!

Chilblain

Aeroplane

Terrain
 
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