Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[barefootgirl69]

We won't quit, we'll just start anew
Together I'm sure we'll pull through
Continuing rhyme
Well, most of the time
As for meter, that's probably fifty-fifty.

His rhymes don't rhyme, but what the hay!

 

[37_ttej]

His rhymes don't rhyme, but what the hay!
Cause he's quite well hung (so they say)

 

[barefootgirl69]

His rhymes don't rhyme, but what the hay!
Cause he's quite well hung (so they say)
Size doesn't matter

 

[37_ttej]

His rhymes don't rhyme, but what the hay!
Cause he's quite well hung (so they say)
Size doesn't matter
Just that it's fatter

 

[barefootgirl69]

His rhymes don't rhyme, but what the hay!
Cause he's quite well hung (so they say)
Size doesn't matter
Just that it's fatter
That's better than a rhyme any day!

 

[Stryderthorongil]

They walked together hand in hand

 

[Cymru6969]

A monkey, a bat and a whore

 

[travelmate2002]

A monkey, a bat and a whore
add add a toad, it makes four

 

[Cymru6969]

A monkey, a bat and a whore
add add a toad, it makes four
Quartet on the road

 

[barefootgirl69]

A monkey, a bat and a whore
add add a toad, it makes four
Quartet on the road
A band with a load

 

[travelmate2002]

A monkey, a bat and a whore
and add a toad, it makes four
Quartet on the road
carrying a heavy load

 

[Cymru6969]

A monkey, a bat and a whore
add add a toad, it makes four
Quartet on the road
A band with a load
Viral videos. YouTube lore.


A monkey, a bat and a whore
and add a toad, it makes four
Quartet on the road
carrying a heavy load
Roadies schlep it. That's what they're for.

 

[Stryderthorongil]

My earlier lyric died a sad death

 

[barefootgirl69]

My earlier lyric died a sad death
Before it had taken its first breath

 

[cliteatingman]

My earlier lyric died a sad death
Before it had taken its first breath
It just couldn't survive

 

[Bitesback]

My earlier lyric died a sad death
Before it had taken its first breath
It just couldn't survive
Despite how we strived

 

[Cymru6969]

My earlier lyric died a sad death
Before it had taken its first breath
It just couldn't survive
In this rhyming hive


My earlier lyric died a sad death
Before it had taken its first breath
Let's give it a go
You're back on the show

 

[Bitesback]

My earlier lyric died a sad death
Before it had taken its first breath
It just couldn't survive
In this rhyming hive
Accursed like that play Macbeth

They walked together hand in hand

 

[Penuche]

Just why am I up at this hour?

 

[barefootgirl69]

They walked together hand in hand
Two people in love on the sand

 

[travelmate2002]

Just why am I up at this hour?
and my mood oh so sour

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They walked together hand in hand
Two people in love on the sand
Avoiding the crabs






Just why am I up at this hour?
and my mood oh so sour
Go on, have a drink

 

[Penuche]

They walked together hand in hand
Two people in love on the sand
Avoiding the crabs
Which pinched at the scabs


Just why am I up at this hour?
and my mood oh so sour
Go on, have a drink
While I have a think

 

[travelmate2002]

Just why am I up at this hour?
and my mood oh so sour
Go on, have a drink
While I have a think
If I have it now or later, my shower.

 

[passiochat]

Red roses dispersed on bed