Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

He needed a really good fuck
And the only thing there was a duck

 

[37_ttej]

He needed a really good fuck
And the only thing there was a duck
So ... off to AmPics

 

[Hornblende]

He needed a really good fuck
And the only thing there was a duck
So ... off to AmPics
For women with dicks

 

[37_ttej]

He needed a really good fuck
And the only thing there was a duck
So ... off to AmPics
For women with dicks
That's true, but at least they don't cluck.

Er, quack.

 

[Hornblende]

He needed a really good fuck
And the only thing there was a duck
So ... off to AmPics
For women with dicks
That's true, but at least they don't cluck.

Er, quack.

He'd just about given up hope

 

[37_ttej]

He'd just about given up hope
And thought of emploring the Pope

 

[Hornblende]

He'd just about given up hope
And thought of emploring the Pope
But the cardinal rule

 

[37_ttej]

He'd just about given up hope
And thought of emploring the Pope
But the cardinal rule
Is 'Use your own tool'

 

[Hornblende]

He'd just about given up hope
And thought of emploring the Pope
But the cardinal rule
Is use your own tool
And failing that, go for a grope

 

[37_ttej]

Forgive me, Padre, I need to sin

 

[Hornblende]

Forgive me, Padre, I need to sin
But I'm not sure quite where to begin

 

[Penuche]

Forgive me, Padre, I need to sin
But I'm not sure quite where to begin
It began with a nun

 

[37_ttej]

Forgive me, Padre, I need to sin
But I'm not sure quite where to begin
Can you give some tips

(alas, an inditement on the clergy ... )

 

[Hornblende]

Forgive me, Padre, I need to sin
But I'm not sure quite where to begin
Can you give some tips
For undoing her zips

 

[37_ttej]

Forgive me, Padre, I need to sin
But I'm not sure quite where to begin
Can you give some tips
For undoing her zips

 

[37_ttej]

Forgive me, Padre, I need to sin
But I'm not sure quite where to begin
Can you give some tips
For undoing her zips
Nah - just rip 'em off, then you're in!

 

[Hornblende]

Forgive me, Padre, I need to sin
But I'm not sure quite where to begin
Can you give some tips
For undoing her zips

I think we've got stuck

 

[Hornblende]

Forgive me, Padre, I need to sin
But I'm not sure quite where to begin
Can you give some tips
For undoing her zips
Nah - just rip 'em off, then you're in!

This thread is approaching the end

 

[37_ttej]

This thread is approaching the end
Good gracious, no! Heaven forefend!

 

[Hornblende]

This thread is approaching the end
Good gracious, no! Heaven forfend
The mods will call time

 

[Penuche]

This thread is approaching the end
Good gracious, no! Heaven forfend
The mods will call time
On our games with rhyme

 

[jameslewis]

This thread is approaching the end
Good gracious, no! Heaven forfend
The mods will call time
On our games with rhyme
Unless the limits they decide they will bend.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

We won't quit, we'll just start anew

 

[Bitesback]

We won't quit, we'll just start anew
Together I'm sure we'll pull through

 

[37_ttej]

We won't quit, we'll just start anew
Together I'm sure we'll pull through
Continuing rhyme
Well, most of the time
As for meter, that's probably fifty-fifty.