Who plays you in the movie of your life?

[Phantom300]

John Candy/Kevin James/John Goodman. Dealer's choice.

 

[AwkwardMD]

Zombie Emily Dickinson?

Brains, trains, frames, cranes, drains, planes, rains, exclaims, names, grains...

 

[AchtungNight]

Emily Dickinson

Hailee Steinfeld did an excellent portrayal of that poet recently. She may appear as Twenty-Something Tess in a future Lesbian story I’ll be writing in the future. Depends on if she’s still age appropriate when I post it or if the fictional actress version of her I’ll use is okay with de-aging CGI.

[checks with advisers]

I’ll probably keep the role uncast and described as a generic young beautiful brunette just in case. Wouldn’t want to restrict it unnecessarily.

 

[BobbyLaker]

Pretty little Christen. Who would know, from such small buds, big ole boobies would bloom?

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By jove!

 

[MyBareTorso]

This must have been done before. I was inspired by a convo on a now locked thread. Evan Rachel Wood and a young Jodie Foster were the suggestions from others (oh and Grace Kelly).

I’ll repeat, that my choice is incredibly flattering to me (and she’s younger too), but I pick Emily Alyn Lind. Same body type, not dissimilar facially (but much prettier), same skin tone, and comparable hair color / waviness (if I’ve just lightened it).

How about you?

Em

Brad Pitt, Paul Newman, or Robert Redford in their prime...

 

[ruddygore]

For body type, Jackie Gleason. Personality wise, Elmer Fudd.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Brad Pitt, Paul Newman, or Robert Redford in their prime...

Yeah. And I’m prettier than Margot Robbie .

Em

 

[AchtungNight]

Yeah. And I’m prettier than Margot Robbie .

Em

I’d definitely date you over her. And certainly over two characters she’s played. I would hesitate before agreeing to date Barbie or Harley Quinn.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’d definitely date you over her. And certainly over two characters she’s played. I would hesitate before agreeing to date Barbie or Harley Quinn.

I’ve not seen the Harely Quinn movies. Went off of Marvel / DC a while back. But I’ve seen photos of her in role. I think your annual eye exam is maybe overdue.

She was the best thing about Barbie, which I found was not up to Greta Gerwig’s normal standards.

And she is, let’s face it, just incredibly pretty.

Em

 

[AchtungNight]

I’ve not seen the Harely Quinn movies. Went off of Marvel / DC a while back. But I’ve seen photos of her in role. I think your annual eye exam is maybe overdue.

She was the best thing about Barbie, which I found was not up to Greta Gerwig’s normal standards.

And she is, let’s face it, just incredibly pretty.

Em

True. But her personality… I don’t know it. There’s other attractive blondes of whom I’m a bigger fan. I have seen Suicide Squad but not Barbie. I honestly have no interest in it based on the plot summary I read on Wikipedia. I don’t see the need to discuss it further. As for Barbie in general… her unrealistic body type usually turns me off. I’m also intimidated by her multiple talents and personalities. I’m not interested in Harley because of the competition. If Joker isn’t a factor and Poison Ivy agrees to a possible three way, and there’s no criminal enterprise in play, maybe, but unless they personally assure me of that and Batman vouches for them…

 

[EmilyMiller]

True. But her personality… I don’t know it. There’s other attractive blondes of whom I’m a bigger fan. I have seen Suicide Squad but not Barbie. I honestly have no interest in it based on the plot summary I read on Wikipedia. I don’t see the need to discuss it further. As for Barbie in general… her unrealistic body type usually turns me off. I’m also intimidated by her multiple talents and personalities. I’m not interested in Harley because of the competition. If Joker isn’t a factor and Poison Ivy agrees to a possible three way, and there’s no criminal enterprise in play, maybe, but unless they personally assure me of that and Batman vouches for them…

Oh dear, boys and their comics graphic novels.

Em (not a nerdy Sci-Fi fan, no not at all)

 

[Euphony]

boys and their comics graphic novels.

I feel unreasonably triggered.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Andy Garcia as my male identity and KStew as my girl side.

( . )( . )

 

[gunhilltrain]

Zombie Emily Dickinson?

Because I could not stop for Death— He kindly stopped for me—
The Carriage held but just Ourselves— And Immortality

 

[gunhilltrain]

Pretty little Christen. Who would know, from such small buds, big ole boobies would bloom?

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You mean Kirsten. People in show business look so different when they don't have their make-up artist, hairstylist, and wardrobe person work on them first. In other words, this is the real person, as if she never left Brick Township, NJ.

 

[intim8]

The guy who played Newman on Seinfeld.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Jerry: Hello, NEWMAN! (spoken in a snide, condescending way)
Newman: Jerry. (spoken in a friendly but false manner)
Jerry: Eaten in children yet this morning?
Newman: No, and I haven't fucked any either, how about you?

The guy who played Newman on Seinfeld.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Jerry: Hello, NEWMAN! (spoken in a snide, condescending way)
Newman: Jerry. (spoken in a friendly but false manner)
Jerry: Eaten in children yet this morning?
Newman: No, and I haven't fucked any either, how about you?

That was Wayne Knight, and he's 68 now.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

You mean Kirsten. People in show business look so different when they don't have their make-up artist, hairstylist, and wardrobe person work on them first. In other words, this is the real person, as if she never left Brick Township, NJ.

Got that right. The pic I posted below is a Jolly Wood product by a computer artist working for Madonna. Hope that Lit types who see me for "breakfast" aren't disappointed. Street hos like me know as much as makeup/hair/wardrobe mavens about these matters

"Eye shadow makes you good for giving head.
Five o'clock shadow makes you dead.

( . ) ( . )

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

She's about five years too old, but Debra Messing could play me.

 

[Bazzle]

Americans always think I sound like Hugh Grant...

 

[KeithD]

I answered Montgomery Cliff earlier and that would be fine, but, upon reflection, I think Tab Hunter would be a better answer, because it would be a turn around. In my early twenties, I had a brush with Hollywood. My agent CV identified me as a "Tab Hunter type." These, of course, are dead actors, but I'm not much up on the current actor offerings, and these two are from my era.

 

[TadOverdon]

Is it a porno?

No. Okay...in a stroke of self-flattery I'll plead Julianne Moore.

I'm the role she was bored to play.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

So, the perils of AI, I tried a "who is your celebrity match" site and it came up with Jessica Alba. Totally not seeing that.

If I was picking I'd say Madelaine Petsch.

 

[VerbalAbuse]

Napoleon