BiBunny
Moon Queen & Wanderer
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Gotcha. So, in other words, you are among the small shadowy geekband that runs the world.
*Rubs hands together and chuckles evilly* You could say that....
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Gotcha. So, in other words, you are among the small shadowy geekband that runs the world.
The Leg Cutting Off Knife. Hehehe.
Do you have it in a small glass cupboard, with "In case of scraped knee, break glass" printed on it?
No, I'm not that creative. lol I should get one of those, it'd be hilarious. Quite honestly, as soon as I threaten them with the leg/arm/hand/foot cutting off knife, they roll their eyes at me and stop being melodramatic.
Maybe you should just buy a chainsaw and leave it leaning (unfuelled, obviously. You're not irresponsible ) very pointedly against a wall in plain view of your kids?
I could see that. Another possibility is gluten, because gluten intolerance and ADHD have similar symptoms.
I did a paper on this recently. One of the interesting things I found is that corn syrup doesn't give you a 'full' feeling, no matter how much you eat, which is one of the reasons it's in so much food. You eat and eat and never feel full. That, along with the fact that a large majority of parents won't let their kids play outside because they might be kidnapped, is what I blame on the rise of childhood obesity.
I'd say something along the lines of 'well. maybe for a minute or two.' or 'you're gonna die, sweetie. We'll cut this owie off, and then it wont' hurt you anymore. SWEETIE! GET THE LEG CUTTING OFF KNIFE!'
But I already know I'm horrible. My sister tells me so regularly and thinks our mom should have drowned me at birth.
It rocks to be me, sometimes.
No, I'm not that creative. lol I should get one of those, it'd be hilarious. Quite honestly, as soon as I threaten them with the leg/arm/hand/foot cutting off knife, they roll their eyes at me and stop being melodramatic.
That is awesome!This made me laugh
You're a cruel mom, but fair.
How about drawing a dotted line in red marker around the injured wrist?
This makes made me pause and take a moment to appreciate the more unconventional parenting that somehow works.
A little humor doesn't hurt when it comes to parenting. In fact it's a must. Otherwise your head will explode, and that makes a big nasty mess.
I've seen a number of "Baby Changing Station" signs with the "C" whited out or cut out.This made me laugh
That my family is safe and the fire was contained to the kitchen.
I always try to find humor in everything, even when things are really bad. Well the humor in this story is my 5-year-old niece, who was very scared and upset over the fire. When they went back into the house, she walks into the kitchen and says, "aww, my cake got burned up". Out of the mouth of babes!
Glad everyone is safe!