What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

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My haircut :)

comment in a shop:eek:

the size of my trousers! woohoo

the comments made by two male colleagues *laugh*

a pressie from a friend
 
I'm an evil sctosman and my name is Jock!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC12waH_Etk
:D
my evil scotsman :heart:


Love the lyrics!!! :D

Artist: Billy Connolly
Title: Evil Scotsman


If yer lookin' fir trouble
Yer in the right place
Don't look at me like that
Or I'll headbutt yer face
I'm a mean motherfucker
I was born that way
And just because I wear a skirt
Dont think I'm fuckin gay

Cause I'm an Evil Scotsman
And Jimmy is ma name
I'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen
And causin pain is ma game

Now If your a woman
Married or not
I'll take all yer kit off
And I'll dive in yer mot
I'll take yer legs
And spride them wide
And then I'll put a wet suit on
And shag ye from inside

I'm an Evil Scotsman
And my name is Jock
And the girls are all gaggin for a portion of my ten inch cock

Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman
And my name is Jock
I've got one hand in my pocket and I'm playing with my ten inch cock

I dont care where you come from
If yer big or yer small
I've fought the best
And I've beat them all
If yer English or Irish
You won't have to die
But if you are a German
You can Kiss yer arse goodbye

I'm an Evil Scotsman
And Jock is ma name
If you don't like the rules
Don't play the fuckin game
Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman
My name is Jock
And the girls are just dyin for a portion of my ten inch cock

Oh yeah
Fuckers
Wankers
Knob 'eads

:D
 
This, from today's IM:

I promise you....I will always protect you and always do my best to understand you...always

really, really made my day... More than my day, really.
 
My new workmates are sooooo much cooler than the last Hotel I was at, just as well, I'm gonna be spending an aweful lot of time there by the looks of things.
 
I got me a plan.

And I don't know whether that will be enough, but in the medium term having a goal is good :)
 
~Sending an email

~Getting geeky in HMV

~Text messages

~Just having some time to settle down and read
 
him checking up on me a couple hours after a mini melt down. :heart:

I don't remember the last time some one cared enough to do that. :eek:
 
him checking up on me a couple hours after a mini melt down. :heart:

I don't remember the last time some one cared enough to do that. :eek:

Glad to see you happy doll, you deserve it! Bet you are chomping at the bit to get yer wee trip started.
Got my tickets today woo hoo!:D
 
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