Sebastian_Plz
Literotica Guru
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- Nov 8, 2011
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....6 more posts and I will break 100....avatar here I come!
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I hate hanging up like that...
You have a phone you hang up?????? I just hit a button.
Occasionally I'll accidentally hang up after pushing my button and getting turned on.
I hate hanging up like that too.
Be carefulof keeping your phone near you when turned on, otherwise you will be putting it in a bowl of rice over night trying to dry it out.
I tried sitting in a bowl of rice once and it didn't work for me. Some things just can't be dried out.
Turn on a ceiling fan. Always seems to work at just the wrong time.
I thought ceiling fans were for swingers. Oh and drying out wet panties.
There are some seriously distracting (in a good way) AVs around here lately. Dayum.
Wet panties sounds nasty to me. When I take a piss and tuck, then he decides to sneeze some extra out, then leaves that wet spot it is so uncomfortable. I just don't see how having wet panties is sexy. Plus I have seen the film that some of you ladies leave on your panties. Only thing to clean those is to microwave the badness out of them.
I can't believe I'm watching Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets. Again.