What is crossing your mind right now?
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lovetopleasewomen
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so then hop on a plane, git yer purty butt down here & lets take a shower.
respeito
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so then hop on a plane, git yer purty butt down here & lets take a shower.
*looking behind me* my butt isn't purty.
i'm sorry...you want me to fly to florida for a shower? ladybug visits require dinner at an establishment that doesn't have a drive-thru window, a movie (i'll pay, but no chick flicks,) a harpist (i'm kidding,) one carousel ride, a jazz concert, (you could get a kiss for this one,) a trip to universal orlando so i can visit the the wizarding world of harry potter, two games of laser tag and no, not nekkid laser tag.
finally, i'll require breakfast the next morning along with a note that reads:
my dear respeito, it was a pleasure being in your company this weekend. it saddens me deeply that our fun has come to an end. i don't know how i will make it through my day to day life without you in my immediate surroundings. the delicate floral scent of your body spray still carries lightly through the air in my home, and in my mind. my heart will shatter *shattering sound* the day i come home and that lovely scent lingers no more. dear respeito, i....will be restless until you grace me with your presence. i won't eat, i won't sleep until your feet have planted themselves at my front door. please, enjoy your eggo waffles and minute maid orange juice that i have lovingly prepared for you.
until next time, mon cherry.
jingle thong.
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I'm starting to actually wonder if I was indeed right
AbsintheFather
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Must. pull. self. away. from. computer.
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To nap or not to nap...
TheSilverLining
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TheSilverLining
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Even better if you can find a nap-buddy!
Or a spoon-buddy/snugglebuddy/nuzzlebuddy. (delete as appropriate)
Or a spoon-buddy/snugglebuddy/nuzzlebuddy. (delete as appropriate)
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Napping is always so nice!
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Even better if you can find a nap-buddy!
Or a spoon-buddy/snugglebuddy/nuzzlebuddy. (delete as appropriate)
I'm always taking applications.
RoyceConnors
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*I can't believe you guys. You really want me to ask, or you won't leave me alone? Fine, I'll ask, give my mind a rest from you assholes.
Res, can my voices come over and watch porn? Your voices said a really good video is on tonight and they want to fool around watching it.
*I will not ask her that! You've got to be joking. Fine, I'll ask her, just shut up so I can type.
Res, can my voices do a sleepover? Oh yeah, they wanted to know if you'd make S'mores and Nanaimo bars. Apparently voices don't get fat.
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they can come over and stay late, but no staying over. also, tell that mouthy one to stop eyeballing my oriental vase. if he gets within five feet of it, i will gut him like a fish.
*instructs my voices to get nanaimo and s'mores ingredients ready*
RoyceConnors
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they can come over and stay late, but no staying over. also, tell that mouthy one to stop eyeballing my oriental vase. if he gets within five feet of it, i will gut him like a fish.
*instructs my voices to get nanaimo and s'mores ingredients ready*
You don't mind naked voices do you? The mouthy one, Melvin, says he won't touch the vase, but your vacuum might come into play.
*I will not ask if she has any, you fucking perverts. You're getting S'mores and Nanaimo bars and be thankful. You wouldn't dare. Fine, I'll ask.
Res, do you have a tube of lube they can use?
respeito
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You don't mind naked voices do you? The mouthy one, Melvin, says he won't touch the vase, but your vacuum might come into play.
*I will not ask if she has any, you fucking perverts. You're getting S'mores and Nanaimo bars and be thankful. You wouldn't dare. Fine, I'll ask.
Res, do you have a tube of lube they can use?
*gives melving the "i've got my eye on you" fingers*
what do i look like, a cvs? tell your monkeys to stop by the store and get their own.
*nibbles on a graham cracker*
Mropietaylor69
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Man that last thread I was on, made me hard.
RoyceConnors
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Good idea and some condoms too. Lord knows we don't need them procreating and breeding like rabbits. I'd get a lobotomy just to have some sanity, lol.
*You guys are too much, I don't care what you threaten me with, I will not ask her that. She's a very nice lady and you respect her. I hear you did anything to her while you were over, I'll hear about it. Now no going below the neck, I mean it and no peeking either. No, I don't care if they're sitting right there to look at, eyes off mister.
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45 minutes til Haven. My last bit of relaxation this weekend. *sigh* Thankfully, weekends this busy don't roll around too often.
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Enjoying a mundane life, maybe complain about the weather or not. I think tomorrow go for a walk along the shore and catch a sunrise.
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