What have you learned from porn?

[AvgGuyHere]

I was so convinced I could do anything I saw well, then I was invited to a porn filming in Vegas. Yeah, not the same LOL

I'm curious if that was an invitation to watch or to appear in the film? I'd definitely watch a filming. Lol

 

[likemeornot]

hahahahahaha I was hanging onto a guy at the table, mainly to keep my balance lol when they got him to go to the taping he kind of took me along lol
it is way too much work - regular fucking is hard enough without being told how to move over and over

 

[AvgGuyHere]

Sounds like a pretty good first date.

 

[mpeters]

What I think I’ve learned most from porn is… no matter what your personal kink is, there’s porn for it!

 

[likemeornot]

Sounds like a pretty good first date.

hahaha I think he liked being there with a

Sounds like a pretty good first date.

st date.

hahaha I think he liked being there with a girl no matter that I had no idea who he was. He just wrapped his arm around my waist and held me to him as they sucked and fucked and sucked more lol Saying shit like see that baby LOL hahahaha

 

[AvgGuyHere]

hahaha I think he liked being there with a girl no matter that I had no idea who he was. He just wrapped his arm around my waist and held me to him as they sucked and fucked and sucked more lol Saying shit like see that baby LOL hahahaha

He had to be hard and wanted you to feel. No doubt he was hoping to get laid after.

 

[likemeornot]

He had to be hard and wanted you to feel. No doubt he was hoping to get laid after.

Okay, but he had to be someone for them to get him from the tables and the way he just assumed I would go with him. his coat wasn't cheap or the watch that was digging into my side. kind of made me wonder who he thought I was LOL

 

[gtnlynn]

That it is a lot sexier to see my wife's small natural boobs flopping while we fuck than it is to see big fake boobs just sitting there, not moving during a hard fuck.

 

[Escierto]

I have learned that most people are fucking idiots. I am not a fan of porn. I think it makes you stupider the more you watch it. Which explains a lot really.

 

[Nicefella]

I’ve learned that porn is like professional sports.

It's really fun to watch but it’s a lot of work. Much easier to cheer and have a beer instead.

 

[sarahlacycd1]

On the plus side I discovered I was not the only male who liked to wear womens lingerie in order to get my kicks.

On the negative side I was most certainly at the back of the queue when they handed the big cocks out.

 

[sarahlacycd1]

No one ever hurt themselves on the edges of office furniture no matter how hard the pounding.

Or got carpet burns.

 

[NormalMarriedWhiteGuy]

What have I learned from porn?

There are a lot of wierd dudes and dudettes out there.

Oh yeah and there are no such thinsg as STDs out there so don't worry about them.

 

[lovecraft68]

What I think I’ve learned most from porn is… no matter what your personal kink is, there’s porn for it!

That and no matter how kinky you think you are, there's stuff out there that will make you feel vanilla.

 

[lovecraft68]

Let's see

1-all guys can last forever
2-all women love getting a load blown on their face
3-All brothers and sisters have sex with each other.
4-Every woman enjoys anal sex
5-Every guy wants to watch his wife fuck other guys.
6-Gloryholes are perfectly sanitary and sucking strange dicks can never lead to an std
7-Reality porn sites like fake taxi are or course, totally real
8-There's not a debt that can't be paid off by a blow job.
9-All your friend's moms are super hot and want to fuck you.
10-Daughter's get brand new cars just for banging daddy.
11-Babysitters have sex with the kid's moms and dads and...there's never any kids there to babysit.
12 ATM means ass to mouth not that stupid machine at the bank.
13-Porn sites have links to legit personal sites where there's tons of ladies in your area who want to fuck you.
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[Yesok1]

Taking a fist in the arse is not as easy or quick as it looks.

 

[lovecraft68]

I learned that the very attractive real estate agent was really only there to sell me a house. My wife was also disappointed. Okay, she wasn't. She's not into women, but porn has taught me that all women really want to be with women.

 

[tabber]

I've learned that cabinets, sinks, ovens, low tables, bedframes, clothes dryers, washing machines, etc. should all have warnings that say, "Stepmothers can become stuck."

 

[lovecraft68]

All women love the taste of cum, and all men love to lick another guy's load from their wife.

 

[Hopeful1972]

That in comparison, I'm really terrible at it

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

How to fake an orgasm

 

[bone251]

How to fake sex

 

[Funshyne]

I'm curious to hear what other might say in response to this question. Personally I recall watching a porno that taught me how to masturbate. I also watched a video when I was 20 that starred Seka and she gave another woman fabulous oral pleasure and I just used that as my guide with terrific results.

So, what have you learned from porn or what impact has porn had on your life?

Porn taught me to not trust porn LOL. Honestly it's been great for ideas and suggestions but definitely leaves out some of the tricky details.

 

[fma20fma]

variety and variations.

 

[Plasmaball]

Besides all the jokes?
Postions to try and techniques to attempt. Trying and failing is how you learn what works and what doesn't. Even porn can be a decent beginners guide to things.

Just don't go expecting your step-mom to bang you to help you with your grades.