What have you learned from porn?

[Gator66]

I'm curious to hear what other might say in response to this question. Personally I recall watching a porno that taught me how to masturbate. I also watched a video when I was 20 that starred Seka and she gave another woman fabulous oral pleasure and I just used that as my guide with terrific results.

So, what have you learned from porn or what impact has porn had on your life?

 

[Saintdragonslayer]

I'm curious to hear what other might say in response to this question. Personally I recall watching a porno that taught me how to masturbate. I also watched a video when I was 20 that starred Seka and she gave another woman fabulous oral pleasure and I just used that as my guide with terrific results.

So, what have you learned from porn or what impact has porn had on your life?

I've learned that all women orgasm from anal sex.

That all women love the taste of cum.

That the woman who would find me most attractive and want to have sex with me would be by own sister.

That I really should be inviting a black guy to fuck my wife while I sit a short distance away, looking depressed.

That taxi drivers have more sex than anyone else.

That Japanese girls seem to be at school for their entire lives.

That every swimming pool in L.A. comes with a large breasted blonde and ten gallons of baby oil...

Sorry for that! The only thing I've learned is that if you have a spare ten minutes, porn is a fairly interesting way to pass the time. Beats watching the fucking news these days...

 

[SissySalina]

sissy has learned that sissy does not want to be in PORN!

 

[TarnishedPenny]

I've learned that all women orgasm from anal sex.

That all women love the taste of cum.

That the woman who would find me most attractive and want to have sex with me would be by own sister.

That I really should be inviting a black guy to fuck my wife while I sit a short distance away, looking depressed.

That taxi drivers have more sex than anyone else.

That Japanese girls seem to be at school for their entire lives.

That every swimming pool in L.A. comes with a large breasted blonde and ten gallons of baby oil...

Beat me to it!

If I may add to the list, porn has taught me that:

• The best way to say thank you to the woman giving you oral is to pull out of her mouth and slap her face with it.
  
  
• My significant other will always be delighted at the opportunity for a threesome.
  
  
• Nine-inch willies and 38DD boobs are normal; lacking them, no person can possibly be good in bed or even attractive.
  
  
• Every attractive woman you see on the street is wearing a g-string. Maybe a corset or garter belt, too.
  
  
• Every woman is poly-orgasmic. And it only takes a few seconds of rug-munching to set her off. Really.
  
  
• The best way for a young man to get laid is to get a job delivering pizza.
  
  

 

[Saintdragonslayer]

Beat me to it!

If I may add to the list, porn has taught me that:

• The best way to say thank you to the woman giving you oral is to pull out of her mouth and slap her face with it.
  
  
• My significant other will always be delighted at the opportunity for a threesome.
  
  
• Nine-inch willies and 38DD boobs are normal; lacking them, no person can possibly be good in bed or even attractive.
  
  
• Every attractive woman you see on the street is wearing a g-string. Maybe a corset or garter belt, too.
  
  
• Every woman is poly-orgasmic. And it only takes a few seconds of rug-munching to set her off. Really.
  
  
• The best way for a young man to get laid is to get a job delivering pizza.
  
  

Great observations! All very important if we are to expand our knowledge and push the scientific analysis of this subject forward...

Here are some more:

All women have their very first sexual experience with their teacher or sports coach or step father/mother/brother.

While we can agree that all women love the taste of cum, it tastes even better to them when licked off another woman's face/tits/arse crack.

Any women who wish to own and drive a car should be aware that the only acceptable method of payment for repairs to the vehicle is to be gang banged by the mechanics.

Every girl who attends college must finance their education by participating in amateur photography/video projects.

All women who work as a secretary for a CEO must wear glasses and be available for sex over the desk at a moments notice.

All men who find themselves in hospital will pleased to find out that the most common method of pain relief is sex, administered by 18 year old trainee nurses.

All men should be made aware, that entering into marriage signals the effective end of their sexual activity, unless they wish to assist their spouse's sexual adventures with neighbours, tradesmen, postmen ect.

 

[Jada59]

Men love getting kicked in the balls.

 

[Jada59]

Most men wear black socks while having sex.

 

[ProfLittleGiant]

Most women, and men too but mostly women, prefer what looks good to a third-person perspective than what actually feels good.

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

All teachers, nurses, friends mom's, and random people on the street are DTF.

 

[nowisthetime]

I think I have a fetish for men in socks, lmao.


Hmm, what I learned:


Evidently, the more ratchet the weave, the funkier the sex.

Ugly couples seem to have the best time.

Vintage porn is better. Kevin James (RIP, cutie) and Vanessa Del Rio were the champs.

 

[STRC]

That I'll never find women like that............

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Most men wear black socks while having sex.

This I choose to home in on. Were they all wearing black footwear first?

 

[lovetoread]

This I choose to home in on. Were they all wearing black footwear first?

i've always wondered why they will be nekkid but have socks/shoes on

 

[spacekowboy]

Socks are dumb. If it's that cold on set demand a space heater.

But the shoes... Yeah keep them on for traction.

 

[haventdonethat]

That all women wear nine inch spiked heels to bed and they never do damage to sheets or mattress.

 

[MayorReynolds]

Well porn unironically reaffirmed for me the anatomy of a vagina, that the clit is top and center, and the whole thing flips upside down in doggy position—including the hole that's NOT her ass. But concerning those other lessons:

Every woman is bisexual the moment a pussy drops in her face. This is Rule One.

"I've never done this before," says the girl shaved bare with a clit ring and tattoo covering the mons pubis.

The girl who has "never" performed oral sex before is a 5-star blowjob chef.

Common bedroom discourse includes such phrases as, "Yeah, do you like my little 18-year-old pussy?" or "Yeah, fuck that 18-year-old pussy."

She's always two seconds away from an orgasm during a handjob.

The "school uniform" must always be the plaid short Catholic skirt and tight blouse. Cleavage not required but encouraged. Or the babysitter shows up dressed that way because.

"We're all still virgins here and we agree we won't go 'all the way' with any of these guys to get the money for your Texas cheerleader career. Who has a banana? (fit of giggles)"

"Well, she's eighteen now. I suppose it's time to give her The Talk."

The idea of sex with immediate family members does not require much of a second thought.

We may never know what stepbrother is doing, but he does.

 

[LLCox]

That Asian pussy isn't slanted.

 

[islandman]

That women love have their nipples played with as much as I love playing with their nipples.

Every.Single.Woman.

No.Exceptions.

 

[yukonnights]

I've learned from porn that it is really not acceptable to lay comfortably on the bed. In order to have sex properly, it's very important to make it really easy for any stranger who happens along to be able to see tab A going into slot B. Sadly, the flexibility to have sex properly is limited to only a few elites who can manage the act without injury. So, I guess I've learned it is not possible to have real sex — we were all lied to and have been doing it wrong. But thankfully there is porn available and we can watch how it's supposed to be — even if we'll never make the mark.

 

[Whistlersfather1]

That you can openly take a piss whilst naked in an Eastern European city and passers-by will barely give you a second glance.

 

[toeskr]

Men love getting kicked in the balls.

I understand sarcasm but no, HELL NO!

 

[Aphroditiac]

That it should be easy, and in fact, highly pleasurable to take a tree trunk sized cock up my ass...

 

[With_David_Bowie]

That it should be easy, and in fact, highly pleasurable to take a tree trunk sized cock up my ass...

I'm only a 5 year old australian tree size, dont be silly

 

[oggbashan]

I have learned that transvestites always end up tied up whenever they use Craigslist...

 

[gxnn]

That human being is far inferior to a wild animal in that the male cannot put his penis directly into the vagina of a female without the assistance of his hand.

Even big names like Rocco Siffreddi, he can boast to others that his cock is hard as rock, but he cannot stick it in hands free.