What 3 things to buy?

[RosevilleCAguy]

Not three things, only one.

An industrial sized tub of Vaseline. I was with 8 other guys. We had a rugby game that day and used the stuff to grease up our faces to help protect them.

The 19 year old cashier didn't know the rugby part and had a blush the entire time. I suppose it had a bit to do with our response to her question "what are you guys up to today?"

"Fun stuff. Want to watch,"

 

[Bigboobbabe]

"Come to the dark side. We have cookies."

Invitations for Sunday Christmas cookie bake have been sent.

 

[Wonderer67]

I sell firewood and I needed a new axe. So a few months ago I got that and a 100 ft of strong nylon rope for felling trees.

I should’ve gotten a bag of lye for the trifecta!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Invitations for Sunday Christmas cookie bake have been sent.

The epitome of evil. "Cookie bake"

 

[Lorack]

soft rope
ping pong paddle
feather duster

 

[SPARTAN047]

Two sponges, Pringles can, lube.