Well it's White House after all. This stuff is gonna happen.

[Hypoxia]

Y'all know the Waffle House was only a second choice. Are waffles served in the Oval Office? Are they bulletproof? Does any White House occupant ever waffle? Does thick syrup trump weak sauce?

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Heh. I was wondering what happened when the shooter was sent away from the White House?

Before the week is out, the Waffle House Hero's real identity could be a Secret Service agent.