Top 200 reasons why RoryN won't leave Jan. 1 like he promised

[Ms_Ann]

I'm limiting it to 200. Go.

 

[patient1]

To be fair, the dare Rory and I agreed to was to refrain from posting during the calendar year 2017 in the extremely unlikely event of a Clinton loss.

We are free to lurk and answer PMs, as I recall.

 

[Ms_Ann]

To be fair, the dare Rory and I agreed to was to refrain from posting during the calendar year 2017 in the extremely unlikely event of a Clinton loss.

We are free to lurk and answer PMs, as I recall.

This is all your doing? The board owes you a huge debt of gratitude.

 

[Ms_Ann]

If he were to leave...which he won't...for the following reasons:

 

[Ms_Ann]

1. No one can die.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

2. No celebrity has emigrated.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Lack of integrity pretty much "TRUMPS" (*snicker*) the remaining 199. But since a lot of people welch on bets and commitments he'll give himself a pass.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Lack of integrity pretty much "TRUMPS" (*snicker*) the remaining 199. But since a lot of people welch on bets and commitments he'll give himself a pass.

You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal 'n' crawfish, then drill that ol' Devil in the ass.

"Curly" Bill Brocious, Tombstone

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

3. Rory is a product of pop culture with the attention span of a dachshund...

 

[Queertag45]

3. Rory is a product of pop culture with the attention span of a dachshund...

Says the prairee nigger with over 200000 posts...lol

 

[Ms_Ann]

4. Welll...well...eyer did it.

 

[patient1]

This is all your doing? The board owes you a huge debt of gratitude.

No. Not at all. It was his idea. My idea of stakes was a 30 day sigline bet. But like Marty McFly, I sorta suck at backing down from dares and being called chicken. Call that bold or foolish, or both. So I matched his wager.

 

[Ms_Ann]

No. Not at all. It was his idea. My idea of stakes was a 30 day sigline bet. But like Marty McFly, I sorta suck at backing down from dares and being called chicken. Call that bold or foolish, or both. So I matched his wager.

Can I buy you a beer or something?

 

[Conager]

Because Clinton won the popular vote. Which is kind of like her winning. . .

 

[Ms_Ann]

That was (5).

 

[Ms_Ann]

6. Racists...shakes finger.

 

[OldJourno]

7. He's afraid the board will suffer a lack of smugness.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

8. He cannot get attention in real life...

 

[hashtag4]

3. Rory is a product of pop culture with the attention span of a dachshund...

Funny.

Not sure if that applies to Rory specifically, but that captures a large part of the GB liberal attitude.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why do you think he is king of the obit threads...



That's the story of his social life: Dead, dead, deadski!

 

[Conager]

Because like a lot of us he can't find the log out button.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

9. Someone will die and he doesn't report it, no one will know...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

10. Because he's Manu's alt and the place would fall apart without him.

 

[Conager]

9. Someone will die and he doesn't report it, no one will know...

I've noticed a few people lately, auditioning to be his replacement on the obits desk.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I've noticed a few people lately, auditioning to be his replacement on the obits desk.

I must have all those fellers on ignore.

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