Things I wish my phone would stop auto correcting……

[SirConradPeckereye]

Tots for tits

To fix on an iPhone- Settings> General> Keyboard > Text Replacement

Though tots for tits does sound like a winning fundraiser

 

[Fingerfuxs]

LMAO , turned onto loaf in a conversation a minute ago

 

[Apisto42]

Ebone. For real. Every fucking time it autocorrects. The damn algorithm needs to be learn that when I type ebone I mean ebone. Don't fuck with the eboning.

 

[Minxee]

So I go to type in duck. And it auto corrects to suck


What the actual fuck.
Fuck = Duck
Dick = Duck
Duck = Suck
Suck =……. Nope it’s happy with suck.. for now.

 

[Booboobear84]

So I go to type in duck. And it auto corrects to suck


What the actual fuck.
Fuck = Duck
Dick = Duck
Duck = Suck
Suck =……. Nope it’s happy with suck.. for now.

Apparently your phone has embraced the suck

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I wish my phone would stop auto correcting my username when I log in to PrettylilPissy.... I feel so seen.

 

[Colo567]

I am just tired of pushy. If I wanted pushy I would just hang out with family. I want the two s version!

 

[VoraciousValue]

My phone keeps correcting "ass" to "ads." No--too goddamn many ads on the internet as is!

 

[Starscream_UK]

I've clearly been ducking around too much to notice this issue...

However my phone has never once tried to auto correct Cthulhu for some reason...

 

[Minxee]

I found it amusing that my phone does NOT change fungeon. I was so surprised. I thought for sure it would have an issue with it.

 

[DouglasFinney]

I wish my phone would stop changing “her” to “hee.”

 

[Minxee]

I had an error with my phone recently and had to reset the dictionary so now it needs to relearn all my words again.

Pussy is the main one it keeps autocorrecting. And fuck…

*shakes fist at phone*

 

[MsNatalie99]

Fuck to duck
Anal to annual
And lube to love

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I wish it would stop correcting "ill" to "I'll"...I'm ill damnit!

 

[Sundayschild]

I get don't corrected to Don. Ffs - I'm not even in the mafia.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I hate it when I type “Hello, you seem like a really interesting person and I would enjoy getting to know you” and the phone changes it to a picture of my penis.

 

[Sundayschild]

I hate it when I type “Hello, you seem like a really interesting person and I would enjoy getting to know you” and the phone changes it to a picture of my penis.

At least it's YOUR penis...

 

[HoneyMeadows]

"knockers" instead of "knickers"

I've not even used knockers before so where tf did that even come from????

 

[hotwords229_A]

At least it's YOUR penis...

Good point!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Coke.

Asking someone to pick up “a bottle of come” for me is not cool.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Coke.

Asking someone to pick up “a bottle of come” for me is not cool.

You’d rather a “bottle of cock”?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You’d rather a “bottle of cock”?

Actually, I probably would.

 

[LikeableMe]

I was having an innocent conversation about books... it autocorrected to ‘boobs’ The recipient took a screenshot and keeps sending it back to me! I check messages a little more carefully now

 

[alwaysaway]

I actually went into my phone settings and changed “duck” to “fuck”. That was an amazing discovery.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So if you asked me to play a round of Fuck, Fuck, Goose I shouldn’t get my hopes up?