Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[rhody]

i tried that whining stuff, all it got me was more time in the corner and an even longer time before i was allowed to cum. needless to say i don't whine anymore.

rhody

 

[SweetDommes]

i do NOT whine, ever!

You were whining, and I agree with Mystiq - yet another thing to not say to your Dom/me.

 

[CherryPop22]

How about you do what i want for awhile?

 

[MystiqDrgn]

When told that "Real Masters don't Need Leashes" is on a shirt that He will be wearing. Do not respond..Oh Sure they do. Shall I measure your neck now or later.

~A~

 

[SweetDommes]

When told that "Real Masters don't Need Leashes" is on a shirt that He will be wearing. Do not respond..Oh Sure they do. Shall I measure your neck now or later.

~A~

OOOHHH... and what did he do to you for THAT one?

I have a few ideas about what we would do to our boy for that ....

 

[MystiqDrgn]

OOOHHH... and what did he do to you for THAT one?

I have a few ideas about what we would do to our boy for that ....

To be honest we were joking around about it and He laughed in the spirit it was given.

*Caveat* doesn't mean it won't come back to bite me at some point.

Having been a switch (and still can be) I am usually fully aware of what can go through the mind in the way of consequences of words, actions, etc. Which makes it all the more offensable when it does occur.

(Hope you and Karen? are doing very well)

~Anguisette~

 

[rhody]

well i did it, i tested the waters and came out still intact.

this morning, my trainer had just finished reading a story that i recently completed. we sitting next to each other in the computer room of his and he raised one of his legs up on my lap, indicating that i should massage his knee. i popped off and asked, "just what the fuck do you think i am, your slave?' he looked at me wickedly, and replied 'but of course, slut, now get to it.'

wow, no beating, no anything painful. but i do recall him saying that he is bringing his best friend over next week and after he watches my being spanked by him, he will then leave and i will have to serve his friend the rest of the evening. bet my little outburst from this morning will be added to the punishment i will have to endure next week.


rhody

 

[shy slave]

what not to say

All these had me giggling for hrs. These comments should be made into a handbook for all new slaves.
Now all i have to do is not think of these comments when answering him....

 

[SweetDommes]

To be honest we were joking around about it and He laughed in the spirit it was given.

*Caveat* doesn't mean it won't come back to bite me at some point.

Having been a switch (and still can be) I am usually fully aware of what can go through the mind in the way of consequences of words, actions, etc. Which makes it all the more offensable when it does occur.

(Hope you and Karen? are doing very well)

~Anguisette~

LOL, actually, I (Karen) am the one that posted that ...
but we are doing very well at the moment (at least as far as I know)

 

[MystiqDrgn]

LOL, actually, I (Karen) am the one that posted that ...
but we are doing very well at the moment (at least as far as I know)

My appologies. Normally (you) (Karen) sign your name at the end of the post.

Any plans for Vicious Valentine?

something not to say to your Dommes....

When confronted with both in front of you and told to please...start saying

(pointing) eenie MEANIE (points to one in particular) miney mo! Pick the one that gets to go. If they whine, I'll say NO, eenie meanie miney mo!

 

[rhody]

something not to say to your Dommes....

When confronted with both in front of you and told to please...start saying

(pointing) eenie MEANIE (points to one in particular) miney mo! Pick the one that gets to go. If they whine, I'll say NO, eenie meanie miney mo!

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ilmao!!!!!!

that is exactly what i'll do when my master brings his best friend over. it will be well worth the beating i get from that one!!!!! lol


rhody

 

[ghosst_K&H]

Again, I dont whine

This is something you should never say or do to your Domme...

What did the fingers say to the ass?.....*SLAP!!!*
Never EVER make fun of her cat's name
Never EVER make fun of her favorite music group.
Never EVER make up a song consisting of her cat crying because she's named after a song!
Never EVER push the ball gag with the sliding strap out of your mouth and laugh during play.
Never quote Peewee and say "I know you are, but what am I?"
Have you ever heard of deodorant?
If you were a Monopoly property you'd be BO RR
Now, you know i'm allergic to seafood, when ordered to lick her.
i've had casserole that tastes better than this.
Would you like some cheese with that whine?
"Theres no crying in BDSM" said in a whiny Tom Hanks voice.

 

[SweetDommes]

My appologies. Normally (you) (Karen) sign your name at the end of the post.

Any plans for Vicious Valentine?

something not to say to your Dommes....

When confronted with both in front of you and told to please...start saying

(pointing) eenie MEANIE (points to one in particular) miney mo! Pick the one that gets to go. If they whine, I'll say NO, eenie meanie miney mo!

No big deal, I do try to remember ... but eh ..

No plans as of yet - family stuff is wreaking havok with us right now.

And I can see him doing that ... and then being denied for a VERY VERY VERY long time .....

 

[SweetDommes]

Again, I dont whine

This is something you should never say or do to your Domme...

What did the fingers say to the ass?.....*SLAP!!!*
Never EVER make fun of her cat's name
Never EVER make fun of her favorite music group.
Never EVER make up a song consisting of her cat crying because she's named after a song!
Never EVER push the ball gag with the sliding strap out of your mouth and laugh during play.
Never quote Peewee and say "I know you are, but what am I?"
Have you ever heard of deodorant?
If you were a Monopoly property you'd be BO RR
Now, you know i'm allergic to seafood, when ordered to lick her.
i've had casserole that tastes better than this.
Would you like some cheese with that whine?
"Theres no crying in BDSM" said in a whiny Tom Hanks voice.

and exactly why do you have the after the one about my cat's name boy?????????

 

[niteshade]

* In a very distracted tone*

Yeah, I'll put that on my calendar.

 

[lilnaughtygirl]

When Master discusses needle play ....

" Alright .. but only if I get hazzard pay for that one .. Mister "

followed quite soon after by ....

" No No .. that's okay ... I'll go get the crop "

 

[SweetDommes]

When told by Mistress "I need a sandwich", a sub should definately not say "there is one in the fridge, have at"

 

[shy slave]

When told to get his favorite flooger mutter "same old..., same old.." whilst rolling your eyes upward.


When he is putting cuffs on your ankles, say "God your doing it wrong again,"
hesitate then lean forward and say
"Here let me do it " in an exsaperated voice

 

[TNRkitect2b]

When told to call in the morning, fake-yawn and say "Sorry, I'm sleeping in"

 

[ghosst_K&H]

When told by Mistress "I need a sandwich", a sub should definately not say "there is one in the fridge, have at"

oops

 

[SweetCherry]

Never, EVER tell your Domme that you can go longer without coming than she can go without hearing you.

 

[CherryPop22]

mine mine mine

 

[LovingDaddy]

*but I'm NOT horny now!*

 

[CherryPop22]

i dont touch raw meat

 

[LovingDaddy]

* Who YOU callin a SLUT? *