The UK Kink Thread

[prettyserpentine]

Thanks for the advice, it worked Blocking weirdos galore!

 

[Malich]

These damned mornings keep rolling round far too quickly.

Hope you all slept well?

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Thanks for the advice, it worked Blocking weirdos galore!

There are a great many! Check out the PM Asshattery thread in How To Cafe! I think you will approve

These damned mornings keep rolling round far too quickly.

Hope you all slept well?

Not a bad night, but woken at the crack of dawn by lil boy who just cannot play quietly!
Job hunting day today

 

[Malich]

Not a bad night, but woken at the crack of dawn by lil boy who just cannot play quietly!
Job hunting day today

Good luck with that! Hope you find something perfect!

 

[LallyH]

Morning all.

Another bad nights sleep for me - awake at 1.30 for no apparent reason

Hope everyone has a good day - good luck Daisy

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Good luck with that! Hope you find something perfect!

Is a pity that submission isn't a job, you Doms have all the perks

 

[LallyH]

I was joking with Sir last night about setting up a subsidiary to the print business, and hiring his Dom services out to those ladies who need a little butt warming with me as a chaperone! He wasn't keen.....

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I was joking with Sir last night about setting up a subsidiary to the print business, and hiring his Dom services out to those ladies who need a little butt warming with me as a chaperone! He wasn't keen.....

Hehehe, what a good sideline! That could be quite lucrative

 

[Malich]

Hehehe, what a good sideline! That could be quite lucrative

well, it's got potential certainly.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

well, it's got potential certainly.

Has to be more interesting than health and safety regs

 

[Malich]

Has to be more interesting than health and safety regs

Oh, that would go without saying

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Oh, that would go without saying

Mind you, imagine what the HSE would throw at a Dom!

For working, adequate space to swing a whip without risk of snagging

 

[LallyH]

...and how many risk assessments would you have to fill in?

 

[OxfordDon]

Mind you, imagine what the HSE would throw at a Dom!

For working, adequate space to swing a whip without risk of snagging

safety goggles would be an interesting look!

 

[LallyH]

Don't know what you'd do about the RSI though...

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Don't know what you'd do about the RSI though...

Royal Institute of Sadists?

 

[LallyH]

Royal Institute of Sadists?

Or R.I.S.K. - Royal Institute of Sadists (Kinky)

 

[Malich]

I could stick the RA/MS pack together in no time. I think i have a COSHH assessment for water based lubricant somewhere in my master files too

 

[LallyH]

Do we have an accredited First Aider to hand as well?

 

[Malich]

Do we have an accredited First Aider to hand as well?

Mine has run out. I would assume Daisy has one?
If not, I cam use i can organise a session..... of training.

 

[LallyH]

Mine has run out. I would assume Daisy has one?
If not, I cam use i can organise a session..... of training.

Mine's run out as well, so I'm hopeless. I could make the tea though..

 

[LallyH]

Mine has run out. I would assume Daisy has one?
If not, I cam use i can organise a session..... of training.

Hang on....what did you just say?!!!

 

[LallyH]

Daisy!! I think Malich's getting playful!!

 

[Malich]

This is why I shouldn;t type standing up.

*I am sure I can organise a training session.

 

[LallyH]

This is why I shouldn;t type standing up.

*I am sure I can organise a training session.

I thought we'd finally cracked the austere Dom just then....

We'll keep trying