The Naked Party Thread

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Is a problem loading pages. Not your computer, as I have the same lag problem if thats what's happening to you. It's the forum server or ISP:eek:
Yeah, Lit's been having seriously slow patches for a few days now.
 
G'day mate!
It'll have to be a quick one - gotta pick up the kids from soccer training in a mo.
 
a bur of drunekn nights. My frieds say i got laid at one of my parties two weeks ago, but i dont remeber it, so i think they're wrong.
Ooh, it's never good when you can't remember that!

Gotta run - get the kids and it's just started raining.
 
Ignore me. I'm just sweeping up, getting the place ready for tonight's crowd.

*sweep sweep sweep*
 
We have hired help for that ... sit down and have a drink Rob

I am the hired help. This is how I pay for my drinks, and the privilege of such talented and erudite, not to mention attractive, company.

*sweep, sweep, sweep... sigh... sweep, sweep, sweep*
 
I am the hired help. This is how I pay for my drinks, and the privilege of such talented and erudite, not to mention attractive, company.

*sweep, sweep, sweep... sigh... sweep, sweep, sweep*

You don't look like an elf ... but OK :rolleyes:
 
You don't look like an elf ... but OK :rolleyes:

How could you tell from my AV? We have pointy ears, not pointy eyes.

*sweep, sweep, sweep... sigh... rustle, rustle, sweep, sweep*

There is a threatening little dwarf in the room with you!

> Get Axe
OK

> Throw Axe
You killed a little dwarf. The body vanishes in a cloud of greasy black smoke. You're in Hall of Molly's Naked Party. There is a little axe here. There is a humongous bar, containing every type of alcohol imaginable.

>Get Drink
A sexy but wicked witch comes out and tells you to get back to work. You can't reach the drinks.


*sweep, sweep, sweep... sigh...*
 
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A few more posts and we are on page 1000!

Good evening, crowd, elves, dwarf and handaxe!
 
One of these days you're going to get blown to Oz. Then we can share a drink ;)

Stay safe, Sarahh.
 
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