The Naked Party Thread

[Emperor_Nero]

Mojito? Minty freshness.

That would be no problem ...

or if you'd rather, I could just grab a bottle of Champagne and a couple of glasses

 

[Ǽltya]

Down the hall and to the left, dear. Try the Red Velvet Suite at the back of the house. I think you'll enjoy it. Very posh.

Thank you. I bet it's delicious.

I like red velvet cake. With lots of cream cheese frosting. Did I mention I didn't have dinner?

 

[DesertPirate]

He's my uncle.

This is the 200th post! Yay!

Looks like a guy I used to work with

 

[Ǽltya]

That would be no problem ...

or if you'd rather, I could just grab a bottle of Champagne and a couple of glasses

... and float away on the bubbles...

 

[SweetWitch]

Thank you. I bet it's delicious.

I like red velvet cake. With lots of cream cheese frosting. Did I mention I didn't have dinner?

Eats are in the dining room. Take a tray up with you.

There are a lot of unusual rooms in this old house. Careful in the Red Velvet Suite. It's haunted.

There's another room up there called Emma's Suite. It's furnished in antiques and a portrait of a woman with red hair. It was painted by her husband more than 80 years ago. Emma's great grandmother.

There's another that's decorated to look like a mountain cabin, complete with fireplace. That's the Shelter Suite. Watch out for the big dog. He's all bark and little bite.

 

[Ǽltya]

Eats are in the dining room. Take a tray up with you.

There are a lot of unusual rooms in this old house. Careful in the Red Velvet Suite. It's haunted.

There's another room up there called Emma's Suite. It's furnished in antiques and a portrait of a woman with red hair. It was painted by her husband more than 80 years ago. Emma's great grandmother.

There's another that's decorated to look like a mountain cabin, complete with fireplace. That's the Shelter Suite. Watch out for the big dog. He's all bark and little bite.

Oooohhhh, a ghost! Awesome!

I have met Emma, I'm actually in the middle of Coming Together at Christmas. You are very talented.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

DP, it takes a big man to fill that sort of overalls.

Sweet-one, how many "uncles" do you have now? One for each post?

Let's have a ball, y'all.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[SweetWitch]

Oooohhhh, a ghost! Awesome!

I have met Emma, I'm actually in the middle of Coming Together at Christmas. You are very talented.

Thank you. And I'm glad you like it. The novel is no longer available, but I hope to have it in print sometime... soon? I hope.

The Red Velvet Suite is actually loosely based on a true story. The sex part didn't happen and the car in it actually belonged to my fiance at the time. Uh... We broke up soon after... LOL.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

What do you say we get into some serious party time with Elvis down in the Jungle Room at Graceland?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[SweetWitch]

DP, it takes a big man to fill that sort of overalls.

Sweet-one, how many "uncles" do you have now? One for each post?

Let's have a ball, y'all.

Rumple Foreskin

In reality, I have 8 uncles, 7 grand-uncles and one great grand-uncle, but who's counting?

Rolf! Another round of drinks, you sweet little elf.

 

[Ǽltya]

In reality, I have 8 uncles, 7 grand-uncles and one great grand-uncle, but who's counting?

Rolf! Another round of drinks, you sweet little elf.

Hear! Hear!

 

[DesertPirate]

Eats are in the dining room. Take a tray up with you.

There are a lot of unusual rooms in this old house. Careful in the Red Velvet Suite. It's haunted.

There's another room up there called Emma's Suite. It's furnished in antiques and a portrait of a woman with red hair. It was painted by her husband more than 80 years ago. Emma's great grandmother.

There's another that's decorated to look like a mountain cabin, complete with fireplace. That's the Shelter Suite. Watch out for the big dog. He's all bark and little bite.

Be careful what you say about that sweet puppy

 

[SweetWitch]

Be careful what you say about that sweet puppy

He only goes after GM's of TV stations that treat employees like dirt.

 

[DesertPirate]

He only goes after GM's of TV stations that treat employees like dirt.

How well I remember
A useful trait in a dog
Good training

 

[Emperor_Nero]

OK ... enough talk of dogs.

I need another drink .... ROLF!

 

[SweetWitch]

OK ... enough talk of dogs.

I need another drink .... ROLF!

Good call. It's getting too quiet in here. Someone needs to man the stereo. Hey.... What's that moaning sound in the kitchen?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Good call. It's getting too quiet in here. Someone needs to man the stereo. Hey.... What's that moaning sound in the kitchen?

When's the band getting here?

 

[starrkers]

I hope there's a cold beer left.
Man it's hot out there!

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I hope there's a cold beer left.
Man it's hot out there!

Bottomless keg and it's ice cold

Rolf ... get the lady a beer please

 

[starrkers]

Bewdy!
Nohing like a nice cold beer on a hot day, 'specially when you've been working outside.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Bewdy!
Nohing like a nice cold beer on a hot day, 'specially when you've been working outside.

I don't know ...
a beautiful naked woman, glistening in sweat that highlights helps highlight the curves of her body would have to come close

 

[SweetWitch]

Glad to have you back. Maybe you can figure out what that noise is in the kitchen.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Glad to have you back. Maybe you can figure out what that noise is in the kitchen.

anyone seen Rumple and Ǽltya lately???

 

[Ǽltya]

anyone seen Rumple and Ǽltya lately???

I'm still here.

Just catching up on my reading in the Red Velvet Suite. Care to join me?

 

[SweetWitch]

anyone seen Rumple and Ǽltya lately???

Hmmm.... that must be what that noise was... LOL