The Naked Party Thread

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I've seen several variations of those sayings on shirts. The one I want is pretty simple, though, and I saw it at CafePress once. Just the phrase in white against the black background of the shirt.

I wasn't aware they went on tour. That would be something to see. My wife would love it.

http://www.mythbusterstour.com/
It's alot of fun, and a must see for Mythbusters fans. They recreate a few experiments from the show, and talk about behind the scenes a bit. There's even a few Q&A sessions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pFQPHPoqN8

Duchess, you wouldn't mind if I wear this while working around your house? :devil: http://store.discovery.com/dirty-jo...p=294343&v=discovery_shows_dirty-jobs_apparel
 
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http://www.mythbusterstour.com/
It's alot of fun, and a must see for Mythbusters fans. They recreate a few experiments from the show, and talk about behind the scenes a bit. There's even a few Q&A sessions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pFQPHPoqN8

Duchess, you wouldn't mind if I wore this while working around your house? :devil: http://store.discovery.com/dirty-jo...p=294343&v=discovery_shows_dirty-jobs_apparel

Hmm. Interesting. No, not the outfit (although . . . :devil: ), but the tour. I'll have to check and see if we can make any of them in the near future.
 
Steve, that lawn story is hilarious! Why not send your kids out fund-raising by lawn-mowing? Offer to do your neighbour's. :D

'Lo, anna, Tio. My college men's rugby team were seriously awful, although I'm not sure they really meant it when they said I could go and play for them because I'd be better than them at the rugby. (Actually I was :rolleyes:.)

Molly, you have got to write up those innocent escapades into your blog! My word, what a lot I have to look forward to as Piglet gets older and less smart.

John, willie, I think this is the t-shirt that you want.

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http://www.mythbusterstour.com/
It's alot of fun, and a must see for Mythbusters fans. They recreate a few experiments from the show, and talk about behind the scenes a bit. There's even a few Q&A sessions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pFQPHPoqN8

Duchess, you wouldn't mind if I wear this while working around your house? :devil: http://store.discovery.com/dirty-jo...p=294343&v=discovery_shows_dirty-jobs_apparel

My word, I think that better go straight into the washing machine! :devil: It has a smudge on the left shoulder ;).

You guys can mow my clover farm, I mean lawn, if you like, while anna and I lounge about with cocktails admiring your manly ways.
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John, willie, I think this is the t-shirt that you want.

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My word, I think that better go straight into the washing machine! :devil: It has a smudge on the left shoulder ;).

You guys can mow my clover farm, I mean lawn, if you like, while anna and I lounge about with cocktails admiring your manly ways.
:heart:

Hehe, you should know that the car on my calendar for May is a bright yellow Ferrari Enzo.

What? A smudge? But I just got this. Oh well, I'll never argue with the high class MILF. ;) Now, where's that lawn mower. Would you or anna require any assistance with the sun screen lotion? :devil:
 
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Hehe, you should know that the car on my calendar for May is a bright yellow Ferrari Enzo.

What? A smudge? But I just got this. Oh well, I'll never argue with the high class MILF. ;) Now, where's that lawn mower. Would you or anna require any assistance with the sun screen lotion? :devil:

Gosh, so much more exciting than a naked woman! I want one of those, but in red to match my Kitchenaid cakemixer.

Oh yes, a little lotion just there *points at leg* before you start rippling your manly chest while pushing the mower up and down. I assure you, there was a big smudge on the shoulder of that all-covering hoody. Mind my pussy while you mow the lawn - I mean the naughty kitty cat, of course ;).
 
Ooh, how exciting! The glass mixer bowl and the new little rice cooker fit perfectly in the cupboard above the mixer and weighing scales.
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Gosh, so much more exciting than a naked woman! I want one of those, but in red to match my Kitchenaid cakemixer.

Oh yes, a little lotion just there *points at leg* before you start rippling your manly chest while pushing the mower up and down. I assure you, there was a big smudge on the shoulder of that all-covering hoody. Mind my pussy while you mow the lawn - I mean the naughty kitty cat, of course ;).

Well, cars come second to naked women. ;) http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3009/5857814952_858d780a22.jpg

:eek: .........oh yeah....the kitty cat. :eek: Let me just rub that lotion on your leg first..*****fessionally, of course. Can't let those MILFy legs burn at all. :devil:
 
Well, cars come second to naked women. ;) http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3009/5857814952_858d780a22.jpg

:eek: .........oh yeah....the kitty cat. :eek: Let me just rub that lotion on your leg first..*****fessionally, of course. Can't let those MILFy legs burn at all. :devil:

Mmm, I'll take that model on the right. Er, I'm talking about the car here. Very fetching ... colour. Of the car <snerk>.

Ooh, yes, just rub it a bit more. This sun lotion, terrible stuff. Takes forever to rub in. Need a bit more. Mmm, sunshine, clover farm (I mean lawn), shirtless young man to massage legs and mow lawn ... think I'll stay here all day. Purrrrr. :cathappy::cathappy::cathappy:
 
Steve, that lawn story is hilarious! Why not send your kids out fund-raising by lawn-mowing? Offer to do your neighbour's. :D

'Lo, anna, Tio. My college men's rugby team were seriously awful, although I'm not sure they really meant it when they said I could go and play for them because I'd be better than them at the rugby. (Actually I was :rolleyes:.)

Molly, you have got to write up those innocent escapades into your blog! My word, what a lot I have to look forward to as Piglet gets older and less smart.

John, willie, I think this is the t-shirt that you want.

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Eh . . . no. Not much interested in a Stig T-shirt. :p
 
Oh Dear Lord,
Such an image is conjured. I think I'll go take a cold shower.

H h h R r r r r r r ph!

Can I go play with the car please?

PS. Anyone else see that stuff about climate change and prostitution ?
See abstract here.
 
Mmm, I'll take that model on the right. Er, I'm talking about the car here. Very fetching ... colour. Of the car <snerk>.

Ooh, yes, just rub it a bit more. This sun lotion, terrible stuff. Takes forever to rub in. Need a bit more. Mmm, sunshine, clover farm (I mean lawn), shirtless young man to massage legs and mow lawn ... think I'll stay here all day. Purrrrr. :cathappy::cathappy::cathappy:

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Well, if there are any clovers on this lawn, they're only four leaf ones. ;) Yeah, I really do have to work this stuff in...you know...to be thorough. :eek: ....I'm not getting that shirt back, am I. :rolleyes::devil:
 
Oh Dear Lord,
Such an image is conjured. I think I'll go take a cold shower.

H h h R r r r r r r ph!

Can I go play with the car please?

PS. Anyone else see that stuff about climate change and prostitution ?
See abstract here.

HAHA, love it! That's what the new green campaign needs to be. Forget polar bears, save the environment for the women. :D
 
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Well, if there are any clovers on this lawn, they're only four leaf ones. ;) Yeah, I really do have to work this stuff in...you know...to be thorough. :eek: ....I'm not getting that shirt back, am I. :rolleyes::devil:

Oh honey, what a cute idea! LOL. BTW I was inspired by your Never Want to Hear During Sex posting. :)

Yup, shirt not coming back any time soon. Terrible stain in the shoulder of it, terrible. I'll see to it for you in a minute. ;)

Yes, please.

Then lean back, arms behind you . . . yes, just like that. ;)

Rub some lotion in my other leg then :devil:.

Surely we women are just as worth saving as polar bears. I'll just drape myself in the unseasonable warm sunshine and hope you guys can 'save' me. :devil:
 
Oh honey, what a cute idea! LOL. BTW I was inspired by your Never Want to Hear During Sex posting. :)

Yup, shirt not coming back any time soon. Terrible stain in the shoulder of it, terrible. I'll see to it for you in a minute. ;)



Rub some lotion in my other leg then :devil:.

Surely we women are just as worth saving as polar bears. I'll just drape myself in the unseasonable warm sunshine and hope you guys can 'save' me. :devil:

No no, take your time with the shirt. I need to finish applying this sunscreen. Oh dear, I think your arms need attention too. Slyc, this lotion takes alot of work, terrible. Funny that a high class MILF does not have better stuff. But I think this is going to be a two man job. :rolleyes:
 
I want one of those t-shirts.

Which one? The Stig evolution one, or the one with the smudge that must be ripped off John? It doesn't matter what t-shirt you wear, hot stuff, we will rip it off you! :devil:

LOL, I must go and hang my laundry in the lovely warm sunshine. Hopefully someone will come along and lure me into the sex industry while I'm doing so. Or save me from it, one or the other, ROFLOL! :D
 
No no, take your time with the shirt. I need to finish applying this sunscreen. Oh dear, I think your arms need attention too. Slyc, this lotion takes alot of work, terrible. Funny that a high class MILF does not have better stuff. But I think this is going to be a two man job. :rolleyes:

I think you need to recruit HP for my back, too. :devil:

And where's Steve when you need him to let the grass grow.
 
Fuckin' hell! Can't I even escape the grass cutting here??

Oh, Clarice, how you long for the silence of the.... mowers. :rolleyes:
 
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