The Naked Party Thread

[SweetWitch]

1. Can I sample the middle one please?

2. Caution.
Do be careful with the water:-

http://news.yahoo.com/brain-eating-amoeba-fatalities-linked-common-cold-remedy-160603508.html

Sounds rather nasty. I'll keep it in mind. Thanks for the warning.

 

[SweetMaj]

Naked party bump.

 

[lance gt]

Naked party bump.

Good morning Maj, nice bump.

 

[SweetMaj]

Good morning Maj, nice bump.

Good morning, Lance.


I'm in the middle of my afternoon.

(And Naked.)

 

[lance gt]

Good morning, Lance.


I'm in the middle of my afternoon.

(And Naked.)

Well God love you, doesn't that bring a smile to my day. Have a great naked romp about the house, I love doing that too.

 

[SweetWitch]

Time to bake the cookies!

 

[Handley_Page]

Time to bake the cookies!

Please may I have a couple ?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Care for a baked meat ball? It's the choir Christmas party so I'm making these to take.

 

[SweetWitch]

Please may I have a couple ?

When they're finished...

Care for a baked meat ball? It's the choir Christmas party so I'm making these to take.

Sounds delish. I dont mind if I do.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Don't forget the BBQ sauce over them. The meatballs, I mean, not the cookies.

 

[Handley_Page]

Don't forget the BBQ sauce over them. The meatballs, I mean, not the cookies.

Ah. is that what went wrong last time, them ?

 

[SweetWitch]

Don't forget the BBQ sauce over them. The meatballs, I mean, not the cookies.

Go light on the sauce. Too much sugar. This stupid diet you put me on won't even let me have Xmas cookies. Meanie.

 

[TE999]

Go light on the sauce. Too much sugar. This stupid diet you put me on won't even let me have Xmas cookies. Meanie.

Whut's a Christmas without cookies? I mean, really. That sucks out loud. Have a couple at least. Hey, it's a holiday, y'know.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I trust all this baking is being done in the buff!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Well, naked under the apron. I mean, who wants to spill hot anything on your front?

Molly, I feel your pain. And in my case its for life, not just the duration of the diet. Thank heaven for Splenda and agave syrup!

 

[Handley_Page]

Well, naked under the apron. I mean, who wants to spill hot anything on your front?

Molly, I feel your pain. And in my case its for life, not just the duration of the diet. Thank heaven for Splenda and agave syrup!

I think Splenda is a sugar substitute.
But Agave syrup ? wass'at?

Molly, dear, is this diet a result of something to do with your ticker or something new ?.
I do hope it all goes OK for you, anyway.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Agave syrup is made from the same plant as tequila. It's a 100% fructose sweetener so it takes considerably longer to assimilate than does regular sugar, called sucrose. As such, it is safe for diabetics because the sugar doesn't all wash into the blood at once. It's quite a bit sweeter than sucrose so you use less for a given amount of flavor, another good thing. The only drawback is that it is a liquid and so if you use it in baking you have to adjust the amount of other liquids you add to the cookies. Somewhere out there is an experimental baker who is going to cash in big time by writing a book of agave sweetened whole grain desserts. I'd sure buy it!

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, naked under the apron. I mean, who wants to spill hot anything on your front?

Molly, I feel your pain. And in my case its for life, not just the duration of the diet. Thank heaven for Splenda and agave syrup!

It's for life for me, too. With a near fatal heart attack this month of a close family member, and my own heart issues, I'm on it for life.

I'm allergic to Splenda and every other artificial sweetener known to man. Besides, they're all poison. If the live stock won't eat it, it ain't good.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It's for life for me, too. With a near fatal heart attack this month of a close family member, and my own heart issues, I'm on it for life.

I'm allergic to Splenda and every other artificial sweetener known to man. Besides, they're all poison. If the live stock won't eat it, it ain't good.

Agave syrup, then. You can get it at Costco, Sprouts, Von's, Safeway . . . I think it's a coming thing.

 

[SweetWitch]

Agave syrup, then. You can get it at Costco, Sprouts, Von's, Safeway . . . I think it's a coming thing.

I'm too afraid to try it. The last time I tried something supposed to be a "natural" sweetener, I ended up in the hospital with a heart attack. No, thanks.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm too afraid to try it. The last time I tried something supposed to be a "natural" sweetener, I ended up in the hospital with a heart attack. No, thanks.

Discretion was ever the better part of valor . . .

 

[SweetWitch]

Discretion was ever the better part of valor . . .

Not to mention the better part of survival. I don't wanna do dat again.

 

[Handley_Page]

Not to mention the better part of survival. I don't wanna do dat again.

You want ordinary sugar with that, then ?.


Olaf. A glass of something for the Mistress.
Anyone else ?

 

[SweetWitch]

You want ordinary sugar with that, then ?.


Olaf. A glass of something for the Mistress.
Anyone else ?

Nah. I take my vodka with a hint of dry vermouth.

 

[TxRad]

Nah. I take my vodka with a hint of dry vermouth.

What gave you the idea that someone was following you.